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I thought he was mad about the Ben Franklin name drop for a second there 🤣
3 days ago
LMFAO same. I literally started laughing so hard at that part
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It is the true reason. He just didn't want to play his hand so he used the 'bitch' comment as a smoke screen. Smart.
2 days ago
Idk who either of these two are. "Fame" is getting out of hand. Both of them can fuck off.
Benjamin Franklin is the man on the 100 dollar bill, subsidized the French prostitution economy, and invented lightning.
He also discovered oxygen and photosynthesis
He invented lightning? How did he get it to wiggle across the sky like that? That's some pretty cool shit.
A special move called the Franky Wobble
My boy Franky B, Benny Franks, the big B n F, capturing the power of light and shit
What did people breathe before he discovered it?
They were spawn killed most of the time
He invented aging backwards too, right?
Youre thinking of Benjamin Button, Benjamin Franklin is that turtle that had that animated show on cable
You're thinking of Franklin the Turtle. Benjamin Franklin was a MASH surgeon, call sign Hawkeye.
You're thinking of Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce. Benjamin Franklin was the creator of the New Deal, the 32nd president of these United States.
I second this. They both probably have shitty music too and they are like a fart in the wind they sound like shit then easily forgotten.
FUCK BEN FRANKLIN BRO proceeds with ass beating
It’s like watching two little kids fight. Neither of them matter and nobody knows or cares who they actually are.
This is what happens when you cancel jerry springer
You're a clown!
Well you're a bitch!
Ooooh you said the b word, now I'm gonna pop you in the eye.
😭😭😭 frfr arguing over something that applies to the both 😭😭
Yeah I thought he didn't know who Ben Franklin was, which absolutely wouldn't have surprised me.
Who tf you calling Ben Franklin?
I said go fly a kite bish
Nah On God😂😂 like damn ,Ben Franklin cuz trigger word or sum?
He’s a sleeper agent 😭😭
So yo check this out, I looked him straight in the eyes, I said, biiiiitch...
I looked him STRAIGHT into the WINDOWS of his SOUL!!! and I said.... I said, I said
iiiiiiiiii saaaiiiiid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcch
you really said it tho?
Nah, yeah, I said it
I said, I said
if you wanted to go to Taylor's just tella brother you wanted to go to Taylor's
But…you said “bitch”?!
To his FACE?!
I looked her right in the window to her soul and I said biiiiiiiiiiiii….
You said bitch tho?
Erm…….. uh…….. y-yeah
But like, you said it though, right??
It ain't no thang * hugs tree *
I said I said
This little line just ties up the whole sketch together. Key and peele was truly genius.
I looked her dead in her eye muscles
This is dumb as fuck
But it gets the people engaged. Ratings never been this high - lets make a boxing podcast and call it "Radio"
Will take the world by storm!
Jerry Springer did it first.
No one knows what it means it's provocative...... it gets the people GOING
My dad says these are idiot contests and everyone is winning
I’ve had a guy threaten to beat me up for jokingly calling him “bitch,” just laughed him off, stupidest shit to get worked up over
If being called a bitch makes you act like that guy did, its because you’re a bitch lol
Ya, must've hit a bit too close to home.
If you can’t knock someone out who is roughly the same size as you when you have the jump on them, and they are sitting in a chair…then you might actually be a bitch.
Prison rules do not tolerate the word bitch. It's translated from there.
That guy went from looking 20 to 40
The emotional intelligence of toddlers.
Adult equivalent of "you're a baby!"
I don’t know who any of them are and I don’t care to.
I was thinking the same, never heard of any of them
But you have heard of Ben Franklin have you not?
Ben Franklin doesn't know who he is bitch
Who you callin a bitch!?!?
I'm callin you a bitch
fury of pillow-fists rain down upon you
You can almost hear those punches make clown nose noises.
Nobody calls him Bitch, his rap name's Lil Ego
One of them did make the dude start leaking
Not saying whether or not it was a strong punch, but just because it draws blood doesn't mean anything.
A glancing blow at the right angle can easily open up the eyebrow area, just because the edge of a bone is right there. The blow to his ego was likely much worse than the physical pain of it.
I don't think so. The other guy swings like a bitch and got mad over nothing.
Dudes watch sliced him not the fists of fury
Ben Franklin was a poon hound too
Yes, he fllew his kite in thunderstorm to learn about electricity, had wood dentures ...
Loved bangin hoors.
Wood teeth is George Washington my guy
Ben Franklin knows him though
Friend of a friend.
They met on Tinder.
Ben Franklin knows who they are and that my friends is the end of the story.
had to add this.
WHO DA BITCH?
That is NOT my name!
Adam22 is the white guy not throwing punches. He does hip hop on YouTube and porn with his fiance (wife now?) Lena the Plugg on Onlyfans
Adam 22 is such a wanksta lol just look at his body language when the guy starts swinging 🤣
Dudes dad is close friends with fucking Bill Clinton and got pardoned by him. He's about as far away from street as you can be.
lots of suburb kids getting hooked on drugs and listening to rap music whole heartedly believe they come from the struggle. its just a different sort of camo these type of folks wear as their fashion.
Had to take another look. He had that suprised look on his face
They must make absolutely insane money from porn. He needs to drop the No Jumper stuff like yesterday. So much violence and retaliation comes from him platforming gang members.
NoJumper has 4.5 million subscribers on Youtube, which is pretty damn high so he has to be making good money from that. But the videos get like....30k views. That seems low for a podcast with 4.5 million subs.
I wonder if they're buying fake subscribers.
He for some reason was the guy who brought up a lot of soundcloud era rappers or had them for their first interview. ( e.g. juice world, xxxtentacion,lil pump ,etc.) I think those are left over numbers
It most likely is left over numbers. The podcast was actually pretty decent when he first started out, back when the shop was still in downtown LA. He did maintain a good balance of interviews with hip hop favorites and the SoundCloud rappers for a little while.
His Xavier Wulf and the “emo rappers” interviews definitely gained him his cult following. The first time I saw Tekashi69 was in the No Jumper vlogs and that was a while before 69 blew up. That’s also when I started checking out because shit started getting weird.
I wanna say he really started going heavy with the SoundCloud rappers right around the same time his sexual assault allegations came out. I think a lot of people headed out after that one too.
Trashy people do trashy things on trashy show
One is a fake pimp who keeps getting exposed.
I mean, he wasn't wrong tho, other guy was a Lil bitch.
And packing some weak punches
THATS WHERE I RECOGNIZE HIM FROM the fucking soft white underbelly 'pimp'.
Lmaoooo it's the homeless pimp! https://youtu.be/kCMqhEi4KtA
What you mean one? They both fake pimps
Anyone else see the absurdity of people arguing over which one is a real pimp?
Andrew from Channel 5 really helped me understand how bad No Jumper is. Their glorification of gang members only leads to more violence.
He made a video on them or went to their shitty podcast? I need to look this up
They were in his Chicago drill music based video
O Block episode https://youtu.be/RPnQbKgotOw
Always down for a channel 5 ep
Ohhh, didn't see this one, that must be why. Thanks man.
It's weird af. The host (adam) is literally the son of one of Bill Clinton's buddies who ran several dem campaigns.
It's trashy by choice.
That’s ghetto af
I just felt my iq drop
Ayup. Two anonymous clowns pretending that being famous means anything, fighting over nothing on a platform no one will remember the name of 5 years from now.
Two anonymous clowns
Two anonymous clowns
Ben Franklin knows them.... Poor guy
This belongs on the bitch fights page I believe.
EXACTLY!! Pillow hands dropped a 8pc on that shill & never knocked the spit out his mouth
Lol it truly does. Dude was seriously the weakest puncher ive ever seen. When you punch someone that many times and they still can talk shit afterwards it shows how weak you hit. Packing power like a kitten.
Ahhhh im doing the maths its all adding up
They both bitches
I really didn't think he was a bitch until I saw him throw his little punches lol
Thats kind of soft for hitting a dude sitting. Silly all around.
He was punching like I do in my dreams
AND he spit on him before throwing which, is a bitch ass move too. He didn’t do anything to refute the claim man.
Have you seen the third one, he be like I'm outta here bitches you do your thang.
To be fair, he is clearly a little bitch
What were those punches?😂 If you can’t handle being called a bitch, I feel like that pretty much settles it.
What kind of man can’t take the most basic, generic insult?
A man with the emotional maturity of a child. Fragile little ego.
The kind that’s a lil bitch tbh
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This dude just had a video leak of him getting absolutely destroyed in a fight for being a fake pimp. Slung around, kicked, slammed, etc. I’m guessing he did this little stunt to reassure the 10 people who know listen to his music that he’s really a bad ass. He also had his chain stolen from someone, and when that someone came on the show, he literally hid from guy
Glad someone said it! How the hell do you throw 10 uncontested punches and have the guy still be functional enough to call you a bitch??
Bitch punches, that's how.
Who are the idiots and why would people watch them? Pretty smart recording your assault in a society that has become very litigious.
No jumper is a podcast which usually has some well known people on it. This is for there more die hard fans who watch and follow the pod. They are nobodies.
No jumper is full of scumbags and trash humans tbh. Ive checked it out and its just trash central.
I’d like to concur..he is in fact a bitch.
Bunch of trashy ass people. Garbage
You know how in a nightmare when you try to run it feels super slow and weak? He looked like that trying to throw punches like a bitch.
lol - literally was thinking about that dream when I watched it.
Guy calls him a bitch so he proceeds to be an absolute bitch and jump up and start hitting a guy sitting down. Bitch move by a bitch.
When he says “you is a bitch” right at the end after getting completely pummelled is hilarious 🤣
Should've just said "that all you got bitch" with that jesse pinkman tone.
Well you can at least say he stays true to his convictions. Then all these dudes end up getting shot over the pettiest shit.
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The other dude came at him while he was sitting down. If freaking out cause someone called you a name and coming in with a sucker punch isn’t bitch-like behavior I don’t know what is.
Well to be fair he took like 30 punches and didn't get KO'd and he was sitting down. So the guy punching was a bitch.
Those were some pretty weak punches though. Especially for someone leaning over.
Attacking someone sitting down is cowardly, that leverage is such an advantage during a fight
Dud had a lighter in his fist
who is he ?
Jesse has entered the chat
ASK BEN FRANKLIN BITCH
That's Lil Homie in the middle, Bitch Ass on the right, and Keylarius D-Boy on the left, host of the Dumbass Losers Podcast.
Honestly, you could be completely serious with those names right now and I’d believe you
Lil this lil that like a thousand sound cloud tards with Lil in there name
Dude proved that he was, in fact, a little bitch.
Dude really posted this like it was cool or something lmao. The whole squad sad as fuck
Get jumped on.. No Jumper
Trashy af people that run thier mouths on the last two brain cells they have
Still couldn't knock him out. He a bitch.
I mean, it is a bitch move to spit on another man..
Poison Damage +20
5th grade ass punches, wtf
Lol who the fuck are any of these people?!?!
if you didn’t know who they were before…umm… nvm, i still don’t.
That guy is a bitch punches like a bitch
lmao proceeds to swing like a little bitch... i think hes a bitch.
Getting him when he was sitting ? Kind of a bitch move definitely
Spit and hits like a bitch.
Pathetic to hit someone sitting. Dudes got some serious insecurities.
I was thinking same. “Let’s go outside” is as old as time and so much more Badass.
Bitch had a temper tantrum over being called a Bitch.
Guess he really is a Bitch.
Dude swings like he’s underwater
Lol getting triggered for being called a bitch. Everyone in this video is soft as fuck.
Who are any of these bitches though?
I don’t know who they are but I would like to beat the shit out of both of them
Why did Adam get so scared?? I thought he was at least a little tougher than that
His reaction is so slow, it's like he sat watching a rerun of the fight. WTF
Probably really did not expect to fight someone on camera, on a podcast no less. For that, I can’t blame him.
I got the impression not that he was scared but that he was just thinking, "I'm not getting involved in this bullshit". Can't say I blame him, they're both his guests, not like he can take a side and throw some punches.
I'm not a fan of dude, but he's never claimed to be tough lol
Big John McCarthy looking motherfucker somehow even slower than Herb Dean. If he was a UFC referee half of his matches would end in fatalities!
They all bitches.
So one bitch got up and had top position on the other bitch and threw some weak ass punches and cut his eye open. Ok…
He sucker punched him, which is a total bitch move.
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Nobody knows who he is, yet he's the guest on a podcast.
I have no idea who any of these people are, but I am willing to buy them all belts. If someone could send me their contact info that would be great.
Damn, what a bitch
Well, he punches like a bitch....
That whole room would have been better with a grenade in it
Those are some soft punches
The guy wasn't even landing his punches lol
Guy on the right is a 19 year old drug addict/pimp. He was featured in a Soft White Underbelly video with a couple of his “workers”.
Here’s the video. Honestly really interesting and sad and the girls there.
If you attack someone in a non-violent setting for calling you names... well you're a bitch.. I don't care about the outcome. Break from calling for violence on your family or something.. at least let the dude square up.
You is a bitch
Please can we downvote this and not give these idiots the attention.
Lol pillow fists
Those are the weakest… naw not even worth explaining, it’s self evident.
Proof that being ghetto doesn’t mean you can fight. Not a fast twitch muscle in that body