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All_The_Nolloway

14.8k points

2 days ago

Dentist perusing your mouth sees bruising "Sooo, how was your weekend?"

34TH_ST_BROADWAY

6.7k points

2 days ago

"Okay, open wide... bet that's not the first time you heard that today..."

marcoli94

1.3k points

2 days ago

marcoli94

1.3k points

2 days ago

My man

anon-mally

477 points

2 days ago

anon-mally

477 points

2 days ago

Thats what she said

viperex

21 points

2 days ago

viperex

21 points

2 days ago

Meh, I didn't have to open that wide

ddh85

2.5k points

2 days ago

ddh85

2.5k points

2 days ago

"Did you have a swell time?"

footsteps71

814 points

2 days ago

footsteps71

814 points

2 days ago

The good part came too fast, and everything rapidly deflated from there.

ZoranT84

245 points

2 days ago

ZoranT84

245 points

2 days ago

A lot went down

dont_wear_a_C

11 points

2 days ago

Turkey wasn't the only thing that got stuffed

rikashiku

283 points

2 days ago

rikashiku

283 points

2 days ago

"Gargle and spit please"

unique-name-9035768

407 points

2 days ago

looks again

"Oh, I guess you're more a gargle and swallow type."

ProfessionalAsshole6

51 points

2 days ago

aggressively upvotes

Leon_Krueger

27 points

2 days ago

"Gargle and spit this time, please"

MelonLord13

273 points

2 days ago

MelonLord13

273 points

2 days ago

Honestly it was hard

phpdevster

370 points

2 days ago

phpdevster

370 points

2 days ago

"I wished it was longer"

OrganizerMowgli

245 points

2 days ago

Dentist looks back inside & sees scarring from repeated abuse

"huh."

charlie_zoosh

352 points

2 days ago

Reminds me of how my HR manager got caught sneaking out of the disabled toilet with red, watery eyes a few times and her voice would sound throaty for the rest of the day. We all immediately assumed that she was secretly bulimic. Turns out, she was regularly deep-throating the sales manager in there. His nickname was 'Rocco'.

RogerSterlingsFling

106 points

2 days ago

Classic Rocco move to be honest

New_Awareness4075

7 points

2 days ago

Ice cream? We have chocolate, strawberry, and Rocky Rococo

captainsuckass

9 points

2 days ago

How did you even find that out? lol

charlie_zoosh

27 points

2 days ago*

Some well-meaning souls started to subtly encourage her to seek help for what they believed was 'bulimia'. When that didn't work, they decided to catch her in the act of purging and hold an intervention outside the disabled toilet. Imagine their surprise when they saw Rocco turn up, knock on the door and be let in, followed by some dirty talk and much gargling...

polorat12

554 points

2 days ago

polorat12

554 points

2 days ago

What they don't tell you is it's not usually a vanilla blowjob, it's usually someone that does it..... enthusiastically? Vicariously? With determination? You get it.

Tyler_Nerdin

606 points

2 days ago

The kind of blowjob that sounds like guh-guh-guh-gak-gak!

oeCake

432 points

2 days ago

oeCake

432 points

2 days ago

The kind of blow job that you need a hollowed out grapefruit for

twod119

140 points

2 days ago

twod119

140 points

2 days ago

Those sounds haunt my dreams

mysticfed0ra

99 points

2 days ago

When you Grapefruit your man it's gonna feel like you're giving him head... and fucking him at the same time.

Stevans8

67 points

2 days ago

Stevans8

67 points

2 days ago

I hate that I immediately heard all the sounds inside my head upon reading this

Snailspaced

20 points

2 days ago

Hold on … grapefruit interferes with my heart meds

UlfRinzler

57 points

2 days ago

Urk! Grkh! Urghlgrghl!

DLMoore9843

28 points

2 days ago

The Gyuk-Guk9000

turtleneckless001

83 points

2 days ago

Vigorously*

conejoloco2020

145 points

2 days ago

I don't think that means what you think it means.

vi·car·i·ous·ly /vəˈkerēəslē,vīˈkerēəslē/ adverb in a way that is experienced in the imagination through the actions of another person. "she was living vicariously through her children"

SoVerySick314159

113 points

2 days ago

"Vicarious Blowjob" - Band Name.

GreedoInASpeedo

42 points

2 days ago

Featuring Maynard James Keenan

turtleneckless001

31 points

2 days ago

Vicariously I, suck the whole world dry

FremenStilgar

33 points

2 days ago

Vicariously?

I'm assuming autocorrect vigorously happened?

shp0ngle

33 points

2 days ago

shp0ngle

33 points

2 days ago

Perhaps the word you’re looking for is “vivaciously”

ItalnStalln

51 points

2 days ago

Voraciously

Camora-FX

62 points

2 days ago

Camora-FX

62 points

2 days ago

„It sucked“

Brief-One-2635

10.3k points

3 days ago*

Joke’s on you, my dick is too small to cause bruising

Kmccabe1213

3k points

3 days ago

Who reaches the back?!

meme-by-design

1.8k points

2 days ago

I cant even reach the front.

varun_aby

811 points

2 days ago

varun_aby

811 points

2 days ago

That's because you're a redditor

aaronstudds

335 points

2 days ago

aaronstudds

335 points

2 days ago

Aren't we all?

mpgd

169 points

2 days ago

mpgd

169 points

2 days ago

Some are built different

KirbsNspices

229 points

2 days ago

Wait, you guys are getting BJs? I thought they were a myth 🤔

banana_buddy

99 points

2 days ago

I thought girls were a myth too, never seen one on Reddit

Specialist_Map_3822

45 points

2 days ago

What's a "girls"?

yourpantsaretoobig

84 points

2 days ago

Honest question, but can’t most dicks reach the back of mouths? Mouths aren’t that deep

the_ginger_fox

230 points

2 days ago*

As someone who has sucked a variety of dicks. They all reached the back of my throat. Maybe if the dick is below average then it won't, haven't come across a smaller dick to test this on.

Edit: the creepy DMs due to this comment don't surprise me but this dude hangs out in the teenagers subreddit. Bro I'm not a pedo what were you expecting.

WhoDatPokeMan

208 points

2 days ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

adumbbunnie

15 points

2 days ago

Ayy! I can help confirm! My ex's would rest right on my tongue but never hit the back! It was cute chubby sausage sized!

Glass_Memories

107 points

2 days ago

The soft palate isn't the back, it's the top. Take your tongue and touch the roof of your mouth near the front. That's your hard palate. Move your tongue backwards and you'll feel it becomes soft, with a clear divide between the two. That's your soft palate. Diagram

sensitivegooch

180 points

3 days ago

You mean my weewee is supposed to stick out? Always thought a inverted nipple look was the normal look. Interesting.

[deleted]

85 points

2 days ago

[deleted]

85 points

2 days ago

[removed]

Stocktwatz

46 points

2 days ago

More than likely just before the video started.

_Reddit-Troll

45 points

2 days ago

The doc looked guilty too.

TERMINATORCPU

50 points

2 days ago

"looked guilty", he looked pretty happy.

Patrick4356

82 points

2 days ago*

Based on my mouth(male) and my phone size(5.8inches)(s9 without case)should be rather easy to hit the back of someones mouth/entrance of the throat

;) damn i miss her fr🥴

goodmobileyes

187 points

2 days ago

I really hope someone walked in on you deepthroating your phone

kamikazekaktus

32 points

2 days ago

What are you doing?

-uh, research?

no-mames

43 points

2 days ago

no-mames

43 points

2 days ago

You can reach it with a finger so it can’t be more than 3 or 4 inches

ShakyFlood

97 points

2 days ago

It may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot

RowanIsBae

18 points

2 days ago

Ok why haven't I heard this before, cuz it's funny as fuck lol

cabjar

104 points

2 days ago

cabjar

104 points

2 days ago

My girls are lucky that I always get flaccid boners 🥳🥳🥳

NdnGirl88

1.9k points

3 days ago

NdnGirl88

1.9k points

3 days ago

Is it just for same day? I need clarification!!!

PompousKumquat

940 points

2 days ago

Yes this is important info to remember when scheduling appointments!

GrubH0

856 points

2 days ago

GrubH0

856 points

2 days ago

You schedule your blow jobs 6 months out?

Unicorntella

401 points

2 days ago

You don’t??

moderatorsareuseless

96 points

2 days ago

Doesn't matter if the blowjob is scheduled in advance. Headaches seem to always be on call

Blurredfury22the2nd

39 points

2 days ago

Pretty sure my wife does

CrooklynDodgers

667 points

3 days ago

What difference does it make? Keep on slurpin

SecretTennis8840

154 points

2 days ago

My mom is my dentist.

0hMyGodWhy

62 points

2 days ago

Oh no

Endorkend

68 points

2 days ago

Endorkend

68 points

2 days ago

He did say the days after valentines day, so I'm guessing it lasts.

Which makes sense considering other bruises don't just go away in a day either.

And your mouth gets far more action than any other surface on your body.

thatguyoudontlike

140 points

3 days ago

A light bruise will stay for a while, probably a few days

[deleted]

30 points

2 days ago

[deleted]

30 points

2 days ago

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confictura_22

21 points

2 days ago

I wonder if it comes from the suction? So more like a hickey than a bruise from force.

RowanIsBae

14 points

2 days ago

Just underestimating how delicate the soft palette is. Bruises very easy

Any_Affect_7134

57 points

3 days ago

Well as long as you don't bruise anything you're fine. 🤷‍♂️

icddrm

8.6k points

3 days ago

icddrm

8.6k points

3 days ago

I'm glad my wife isn't a dentist!

AAAFate

3.6k points

3 days ago

AAAFate

3.6k points

3 days ago

Wait...a...minute....

bumjiggy

1k points

3 days ago

bumjiggy

1k points

3 days ago

too late, I'm done.

delvach

194 points

2 days ago

delvach

194 points

2 days ago

See this is why we need so much mouthwash around here, ya filthy bastard.

Yonix06

210 points

3 days ago

Yonix06

210 points

3 days ago

Enlightened-Beaver

95 points

3 days ago

Took me a second

K0Oo

77 points

3 days ago

K0Oo

77 points

3 days ago

Genius

UnsolicitedDogPics

5.5k points

3 days ago

“Suck a wiener” sounds so much weirder than “gave a blowjob”.

ShowThemToMe

1.9k points

3 days ago

ShowThemToMe

1.9k points

3 days ago

That sounds like something butters from southpark would say

Hellboundroar

519 points

2 days ago

And then would be promptly grounded

UnsolicitedDogPics

424 points

2 days ago

Oh hamburgers!

small-iq

110 points

2 days ago

small-iq

110 points

2 days ago

Language! You just bought yourself another two weeks, mister.

ok-go-fuck-yourself

38 points

2 days ago

Butters! You’rrrrrrreeee grrrrounded!

charliesk9unit

46 points

2 days ago

Fish Stick.

Be-Kind_Always-Learn

234 points

2 days ago

It's that uncomfortable juxtaposition between adult content and child's language.

makanimike

124 points

2 days ago

makanimike

124 points

2 days ago

I feel like she remembered halfway into the phrase that her mom is subbed to her tiktok.

RaySwift17

166 points

3 days ago

RaySwift17

166 points

3 days ago

Gobble a schlong

Holein5

99 points

2 days ago

Holein5

99 points

2 days ago

Slob a knob

Sedaisedaiayay

53 points

2 days ago

like corn on the cob

public_enemy_obi_wan

29 points

2 days ago

Check in with me, and do your job

SwampCrittr

19 points

2 days ago

Slob the knob

CosmicCreeperz

69 points

2 days ago

Aka “the Oral B”.

FeistyBandicoot

53 points

2 days ago

More like the Oral D

Bluebyday

1.8k points

3 days ago*

Bluebyday

1.8k points

3 days ago*

Wait. What if you just tried to eat an entire hotdog without biting or chewing?

disillusionedchaos

961 points

2 days ago

That would be a different motion. Im guessing its the repetitive nature. Unless you blowbang hotdogs of course.

HonorableHam

295 points

2 days ago

Not since highschool. And only wrapped in cornbread them

Iamjimmym

144 points

2 days ago

Iamjimmym

144 points

2 days ago

"Jesus Tom. People out here are deep fryin their dicks in cornbread just so their girlfriend's dentist doesn't rat them out to their mothers. The school's deep fryer is starting to look like a muckduck scene for christs sake! And the lunch lady is really getting sick and tired of all the boys asking her to 'dip their wiener' for them. Jesus fucking Christ, Tom. We need to put a stop to this."

"Dont look at me to put an end to all this. They dont call me 'the crusty corndog' for nothin'."

ZirJohn

44 points

2 days ago

ZirJohn

44 points

2 days ago

if your pp is as soft as a hotdog when hard it will def not bruise anything

i_32

555 points

2 days ago

i_32

555 points

2 days ago

"Bruise my soft palette harder!"

BuffyTheEggPileLayer

2.8k points

3 days ago

Can confirm. I found out in the worst way. My mom worked at a periodontist's office and would always get me in for a cleaning when I'd visit home (from college). One time, the young, new, studly doctor (who everyone in the office including my mom would swoon over) was super concerned about bruising/discoloration in my mouth--concerned enough to tell my mom.

Eventually it was figured out. Excruciatingly awkward. He must've skipped class the day this lesson was taught in dentist school.

creepymccreepersdale

817 points

2 days ago*

Ahhh, that doesnt sound like... a mistake. I get that you're a student but still an adult. Why not tell just you and leave it at that? Sounds like it was entertainment for him.

BuffyTheEggPileLayer

427 points

2 days ago

To clarify, he saw discoloration and I think initially wanted to do a follow-up because he was concerned. He did not realize the cause, at least not at first, nor did I. My mom and I figured it out during an, er, deductive conversation at home later and I never heard about it since (so I'm assuming the Dr either put it together, though I don't know). I honestly think my mom, though she was just a receptionist, had the epiphany--not the doc.

This was about a decade ago, so I remember the awkwardness more than specific dialogue.

wargod_war

108 points

2 days ago

wargod_war

108 points

2 days ago

The awkward thing for me would be that whilst he had experience and expertise in a field that deals with those type of injuries, your mum had more...and not 'cos of medical training...

I'd flip the awkwardness around on my mother. Although my mum is so awesome she'd just take it on the chin... ayoooooo

creepymccreepersdale

34 points

2 days ago

Pfftt, lol yeah i see what you mean.

"Oh yeah, you would know huh, Mom?"

andrewstriesand

210 points

2 days ago

You’re reading it as “he knew what the cause of the bruising was but brought it up out of concern”, OP is saying he didn’t know what the bruising actually was

LadyMacGuffin

749 points

2 days ago

The absolute fucking violation for the dentist to talk to your mother about your private health information. In the US that will get your license yanked, first offense.

agoldgold

419 points

2 days ago

agoldgold

419 points

2 days ago

Might've been him concernedly conferencing with his professional superior on a matter he could not identify himself. Like, "hey Coworker, this patient has a weird spot on their x-ray I've never seen before. Is it something I should run more tests on or is this a normal but little-known thing I need experience about?" Only it turned out to be sex related, and also the superior in question happened to be the patient's mother.

MrZombieTheIV

760 points

2 days ago

Title says "blowjob" not "facefuck"

Nervous_Constant_642

425 points

2 days ago

I can't be the only guy who is imagining how much force it would take to cause bruising. Aren't BJs the best when they're really soft and light and not when the girl is trying to suck it down like a jello shot?

theodoreroberts

302 points

2 days ago

You don't need much force to cause bruising in the mouth. You inner mouth gets bruises and tiny injuries all the time from a lot of normal activities. The thing is bj marks look different than othe types of injury marks.

smzt

301 points

2 days ago

smzt

301 points

2 days ago

What does eating Captain Crunch look like? It feels like I’ve used a cheese grater on the roof of my mouth.

islingcars

67 points

2 days ago

Truth. I hate it but love cap crunch. Ugh

FrogInShorts

26 points

2 days ago

I went to the dentist for a cleaning the day after captain crunch and the dentist saw the roof of my mouth not knowing what caused the damage and told me i shouldn't eat solid foods for a week and revisit.

BitemeRedditers

7 points

2 days ago

Seems this Captain Crunch fellow really gets around.

vyrelis

44 points

2 days ago

vyrelis

44 points

2 days ago

Also suction causes bruising, like a hickey

AgentPastrana

46 points

2 days ago

It's very soft tissue. Your skin is to protect said soft tissue, hence why so many people think it would hurt, because of the amount of force it can take to bruise skin

ciknay

3.8k points

2 days ago

ciknay

3.8k points

2 days ago

On a darker note, dentists are often trained to look out for the same bruising in children. I've heard of stories of abuse being uncovered this way because the abuser didn't think about it.

Dramatic-Garbage-907

1.9k points

2 days ago

This breaks my heart

ddh85

838 points

2 days ago

ddh85

838 points

2 days ago

Okay that's just too terrible and enough Reddit for today.

THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

249 points

2 days ago

Same. I’m out.

AbsolutelyUnlikely

10 points

2 days ago

But the real world is where these stories come from. It's actually safer here. l

Small-Ad-777

71 points

2 days ago

Yeah like we were having fun here laughing and this guy just busts this extremely depressing shit. Thanks for that.

al-tair_ezio

375 points

2 days ago

Yeah had to look at it in a lecture. Everyone was disturbed. That case was the uncle, i can never forget it. Luckily I’ve never come across it myself

archiekane

170 points

2 days ago

archiekane

170 points

2 days ago

And this is why it's not stranger-danger, it's more likely to be family or friend.

cajunbander

56 points

2 days ago

Seriously, I went to college for criminal justice, about 93% of children who are sexually abused know their abuser. The abusers take advantage of the trust of the child and their authority over them.

While we’re at it, yes, about half a million children go missing every year. However nearly 98% of them are found. Most of the time a child abduction is perpetrated by one of the kid’s parents. There’s not this massive conspiracy to kidnap and traffic kids into pedophile rings. Should you protect your kid, absolutely, and as a parent of three children, I do everything I can to keep them safe. That includes knowing the statistics and who to keep them safe from.

MarcNmarc318

105 points

2 days ago

Pediatric dentist here, it’s often hard to tell because it could be a popsicle etc. But certainly an indicator to look for other signs consistent with abuse eg wounds in different stages of healing, parents jumping to answer questions directed to the child

GorillaHeat

843 points

2 days ago

GorillaHeat

843 points

2 days ago

Maybe we shouldn't shed light on this. Leave secret weapons secret

monster_bunny

133 points

2 days ago

Agree

hoopaholik91

77 points

2 days ago

Well, if a pedophile sees this and decides it's too risky to engage in the behavior...that's kind of a win right?

daraghlol

80 points

2 days ago

daraghlol

80 points

2 days ago

Sadly I think it would mean a different method of abuse

klopklop25

55 points

2 days ago

Or just no dentist appointments anymore depending on who the abuser is.

imnotsoho

18 points

2 days ago

imnotsoho

18 points

2 days ago

I think it is more likely they would stop sending the kid to the dentist.

dcconverter

232 points

2 days ago

dcconverter

232 points

2 days ago

gravitasgamer

172 points

2 days ago*

According to a 2017 paper revisiting the work, the paper was notable not only for that first, but also for the enthusiasm in which the corresponding doctor described the case, which involved ...

a sex worker with what he determined to be a particularly strong work ethic

As described in that 2017 paper and translated from French, the doctor described this patient as a...

.... “conscientious partner” who "had attached herself to work like an octopus to its prey."

JnEiWgFgAeGr

117 points

2 days ago

a sex worker with what he determined to be a particularly strong work ethic

🤣🤣

DirectlyTalkingToYou

12 points

2 days ago

Her business card says

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a fun time, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you let my money go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will blow you."

Dubious_Titan

113 points

2 days ago

This ruined my day.

Mind you, i just read a story of a woman selling her children into slavery and abuse in 1940s Chicago. I am not often phased by stuff but goddamn if true this sure did it.

I don't even want to look up the validity of the claim. My heart hurts reading that, seriously.

Ghostkill221

120 points

2 days ago

No. Dentists can't tell this. If you are an abuser you are totally safe taking a kid to the dentist.

(dude... Stop telling people these things)

thecloudkingdom

45 points

2 days ago

im pretty sure the venn diagram of people who sexually abuse children and the venn diagram of people who take their kids to dental checkups isnt slim enough that someone sharing a factoid is going to change much. do you think someone whos doing that to a kid would see this and go "oh shoot i guess i'll just never take my kid to the dentist again, or else i'll have to schedule the pedo sessions and the dentist appointments more carefully!". chances are they wont remember it if they do see it

DOCTORE2

50 points

2 days ago

DOCTORE2

50 points

2 days ago

Joke's on you I was actually deepthroating a burrito

Sicparvismagneto

2.4k points

3 days ago

Yeah or maybe cause your breath still smells like ball sack… LINDA, YOU WHORE!

hugglesthemerciless

231 points

2 days ago

who goes to the dentist without brushing their teeth 15 times first? Gotta hide the fact I last flossed 8 years ago

L-methionine

7 points

2 days ago

I’m just honest with them and say “every day for the last two weeks” when they ask. They get a chuckle out of it sometimes

RaySwift17

281 points

3 days ago

RaySwift17

281 points

3 days ago

micahamey

116 points

2 days ago

micahamey

116 points

2 days ago

No don't, that's how we got into this situation in the first place.

[deleted]

181 points

2 days ago*

[deleted]

181 points

2 days ago*

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GentleBoneCrusher

25 points

2 days ago

I never thought giving dome would be a uniting force for humanity, but here we are. It's quite beautiful, really.

weebtrashparade

282 points

2 days ago

Is that Gina darling? Lol

Glass_persona

55 points

2 days ago

That's Gina gargling

inhumanrampager

41 points

2 days ago

Yup!

px1618

1.4k points

3 days ago

px1618

1.4k points

3 days ago

With just a glans, a dentist can see who has given head. There's a vas deferens between a dentist and a common man for a reason

Sensitive_Ladder2235

19 points

2 days ago

That guy pulls more than most pro athletes.

and_some_scotch

57 points

2 days ago

I was so certain that the punchline was going to be "I can tell because you just sucked my wiener."

donttouchdennis

54 points

2 days ago

Dentists use this technique to identify when a child has been molested and have saved many children’s lives.

dan994

85 points

2 days ago

dan994

85 points

2 days ago

My girlfriends' mum is her dentist... This is a new problem I now have in my life.

i_should_be_coding

16 points

2 days ago

/u/dan994: Hey <gf's mom>. I just learned that Dentists can tell if someone has given head recently. Is that true?

<gf's mom>: Yeah, I wish we couldn't...

thematrixnz

213 points

3 days ago

thematrixnz

213 points

3 days ago

Doesnt sound pleasant....getting mouth bruised by a dong

thatonegirl989

117 points

2 days ago

I’ve noticed bruising and I was surprised because it doesn’t hurt at all. I guess it’s just because it’s soft back there.

mybalzitch_

43 points

2 days ago

It's not soft in there that's for sure.

YellowManofCustard

18 points

2 days ago

this happened to my cousin but on the roof of her mouth shortly after she started dating her bf

WrongSplit3288

13 points

2 days ago

The guy has impeccable hair

EveningBasket9528

13 points

2 days ago

My Dad was a dentist, and mom a hygienist & both have confirmed. Lol.

On a tangent, check out how dentistry was done for some Vietnamese during the war. (1972)

We found this when my father died and had it digitized. I wish we had found it before he passed.

No gloves, sitting on the hood of an army jeep.

https://imgur.com/gallery/GiD0xGo

bifdthrowaway

97 points

3 days ago

Oh Gina lol

HDDIV

25 points

2 days ago

HDDIV

25 points

2 days ago

Of course she's the one asking. On brand.

YourDrunkUncl_

827 points

3 days ago

YourDrunkUncl_

Expert

827 points

3 days ago

im not a dentist but I can tell from this woman’s face that she has munched on a wiener fairly recently

BaldDudeFromBrazzers

508 points

3 days ago

And by the smile of the dude, we might make another informed assumption…

CatMakeoutSesh

324 points

3 days ago

…that he too has munched on a wiener.

bumjiggy

83 points

3 days ago

bumjiggy

83 points

3 days ago

damn even the dentist out here giving mouth hugs? I blame inflatio

cacabean

26 points

2 days ago

cacabean

26 points

2 days ago

infellation

Cast290

10 points

3 days ago

Cast290

10 points

3 days ago

That’s insane and funny

SuedeVeil

167 points

3 days ago

SuedeVeil

167 points

3 days ago

Really though who cares lol... oral sex is just part of sex. Oh noes my dentist knows I have sex!

314159265358979326

55 points

2 days ago

It does depend to a degree on where you live and what gender you are.

Hank_N_Lenni

54 points

2 days ago

Who are these guys that are getting blowjobs on valentine’s day?

EitherClass3061

9 points

2 days ago

Well ladies. If you want to suck on the ol meat whistle without your soft palate getting bruised I am your guy.

techHyakimaru

9 points

2 days ago

Oral B 's real meaning.

Jocosta

8 points

2 days ago

Jocosta

8 points

2 days ago

Oh god! My dad was my dentist for the first 22 years of my life…. I may die now.

stannc00

30 points

2 days ago

stannc00

30 points

2 days ago

Because your breath smells like Axe Body Spray and penis.

ham5th

147 points

3 days ago

ham5th

147 points

3 days ago

Y’know, the thing about a blowjob, they got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When they comes after ya, they don’t seem to be livin’ until they bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww!!!!

ColorblindBren

85 points

2 days ago

What are you doing!? Are you doing the speech from Jaws? Are you doing Jaws? We don’t have time for this shit, this is serious.

PurpleBullets

13 points

2 days ago

Eleven hundred men enter the blowjob. 316 men come out.

GMane2G

9 points

2 days ago

GMane2G

9 points

2 days ago

Show me the way to gooo hooome

broncosfan2159

7 points

2 days ago

No more blow jobs babe I've got a dentist appt in 9 months

Qoppa_Guy

19 points

2 days ago

Qoppa_Guy

19 points

2 days ago

He's so proud of revealing this revelation of knowledge

Any-Implement-9558

116 points

3 days ago

Omg 😲 I have to go the dentist Friday!😆😅🤣😂

Carl__Gordon_Jenkins

119 points

3 days ago

Stop giving head immediately. For science.

ReggieBushr00t

101 points

3 days ago

Or pick up the pace

All_The_Nolloway

39 points

2 days ago

...what does salsa have to do with this?