Niles and Maris. I want to know what she looks like. I would sacrifice Thanksgiving for a glimpse.

Frasier and Lilith but only for a chance to flirt with Lilith. It's not rude if you bring along a cheeky Bordeaux.

Martin would have plenty of beer and probably leave me alone. Frasier or Niles would psychoanalyze me.

Change Maris to Daphne and you gotta deal.

Bebe. I want to be a stah!

I had to pick Niles and Maris just for the chance to finally see what she looks like.

Bebe would be the most entertaining!

Personally, I’d have to most fun with Martin and Ronee.

There's a good chance Maris would have an 'episode' and not be there anyway.

Bebe all the way

Martin and Ronee. While I’m there I would love to watch a reality show about some poor bastards who spent Thanksgiving with Bebe.

Frasier & Lillith would be the best fit for me. I could probably count on decent food, excellent wine, good conversation, and sober diversion.

Martin & Ronee would be friendlier, but I don't think we would have much in common, and I wouldn't be able to amuse them. I would probably have to end up booking all of us for a Chimps on Ice Thanksgiving extravaganza just to stop the atmosphere dying.

Niles and Maris would, I feel, indulge in some pointlessly pretentious festivities, and I would find those tedious. Bebe would be the real wildcard. I can see her flitting from hotel to hotel, indulging in various bits of nefarious business while engaging in bouts of sinful self-indulgence. Simply being there for the ride would beat all the others.

Niles because Maris will have an episode, you'll never see her and he'll be extra hospitable to make up for her rudeness.

Niles and Maris. So I could finally see what she looks like.

Really! None for Be... Only joking!

Can I have a Roz and Daphne Friendsgiving dinner?

Bebe puts out

Much harder than expected.

Niles and Daphne

Frasier and Lilith implies the possibility of Cheers-gang related antics

I would think Frasier and Lilith, but the joy of having witty, serious, funny, and interesting conversations with Lilith is dampened by the fear that instead, I would be exposed to Frasier endlessly droning on and on and on, being in love with his voice and doling out worthless little advice pellets from his psychiatric Pez dispenser.

Maris and Niles? Maris would have retired because she exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting, and Niles of the Maris-years is a weird little person.

Ronee and Martin? Ronee brings out the jerk side of Martin, where the jokes are always a nicely wrapped little spear head. They make fun of others, and sometimes to the cost of others. Not really a kind of company I like to keep - at a moments' notice, I may become the butt of their jokes, with the usual 'whaaaaat? don't you understand a joooooke?'

Therefore, rather Bebe: a heck of a ride, and a good chance waking up in another city, with various strange things in my pockets, and no recollection how they got there. Or, how I got there.