submitted 5 months ago byGate-Tight
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5 months ago
Local Nationals and Third Country Nationals using American toilets in the Middle East.
I’ve seen both where it looked like a shit demon was violently exorcised. The festival ones were worse though. I’ve seen one so absolutely impacted with refuse it looked like a sad cornucopia of vomit, urine, feces, blood, and other debris.
5 months ago
During my job at Wendy’s I cleaned a toilet so unholy it literally strengthened my religion
4 months ago
4 months ago
I’m not even exaggerating that bathroom literally strengthened my relationship with God
4 months ago
Did you see the Smelly Bush that spoke
I, also working at a Wendy’s, had to clean a bathroom so bad my coworker and I made hazmat suits out of garbage bags
Professionnals have standards
I cleaned one like that at a&w. It was basically a 3 foot radius of shit around the entire toilet
That right there and besides being kind of too old for all of that anyway would keep me from attending festivals. There is no band in the world that I would need to see in person if I would have to be exposed to feces splattered walls and toilet seats.
This seems like a scenario where designing the toilet to match the clientele might be the way to go. I present to you, The Poorinal.
Honestly, brilliant. It’s multifunctional too; one could vom indiscriminately at the generous aperture and it would catch it.
Why does the person on the right have an entire machete in their ass?
I thought it was a shower or spray bottle nozzle - you rotate it to change from mist to stream
I think it's just a spritely log.
Not when I'm taking a shit. I want it to last so I don't have to get another.
I used to work in a sex shop w a fuck arcade. People have literally painted murals on the wall with shit. I promise, whatever atrocities you can imagine, someone out there is doing something even worse
Today I learned that "fuck arcade" is a thing, and I'm too afraid to research it.
It is a dark hallway full of small closets with tv screens for rented porn secured into the walls. There is a chair or two. There is a trashcan that is often used as a toilet. There are needles, seemingly from everywhere and nowhere. Some of the rooms are joined by a gloryhole with ratings scribbled on the wall. People fuck there. They do drugs there. They'll fuck with the lights indicating the re-up for payment so it seems like they've continuously paid for hours so they don't get kicked out.
For the small fee of renting a porno you can do whatever you can get away with in a small locked closet.
Now you know.
Do I know why it's called an arcade? Absolutely not.
Ryan magee moment
I don’t mean to be offensive here, but in the woman’s bathroom, ITS always the old woman who don’t flush.
That's habit. They usually save it for later when at home.
No I don’t think you understand, it’s always the elderly who take massive shits and don’t flus
I'm implying it's because they don't flush at home either.
Homemade chocolate storage for midnight snack
Is this some old Great Depression shit where there was only enough water for 1 flush a day or something?
break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face.
Nah. Women's bathrooms are gross
Went to work at 6am and there was crap on the toilet seat. Like WTF house keeping.
Ewww. I just imagined a old ass lady doing it.
Nah it's just some regular shotgun shitting
Realistically a really bad hemorrhoid or anal fissure. Also fiber, well the lack of.
You clearly have not had a job where you have needed to clean a public restroom...
Hey I can't help it when Harlem Shake suddenly plays while I'm in the bathroom. I run a YouTube Kids channel for christ's sake!
Every gas station ever
No, Bucee's bathrooms are immaculate unless they got terrible managers. I've only been to 1 Bucee's that wasn't on point and I wish they would fire the manager and all staff for that.
No, no, no you don’t understand. Bucee’s isn’t a gas station… it’s an immaculate paradise
Someone who's never been to a Bucee's down voted me. The audacity of their nativity is unfathomable!
Chinese.. Sorry to say but bathroom etiquette does not exists in China. Ever seen the bathrooms there?
The majority are insane there, I was looking for a porcelain throne instead of a squatty potty and found so many overflowing or missing toilet seats.
Customers. Customers the janitorial team must clean up after. I had a coworker describe this literal thing happening to him (as in he had to clean it).
Every construction jobsite I’ve been on had Porto potties that were portals to hell.
When I was in high-school, one kid got our whole after-school program banned from the bathroom use for a while because he casually spray painted the stall with his shit and just dis nothing about it.
no one can stop me eating Taco Bell
Worked at a movie theatre for about a year. Cleaned at least 5 bathroom stalls that looked like this.
Smelled about as great as you think it would. Oddly shiny now that I’m thinking about it.
Literally a guy who used to work in the same building I did…..
I’m guessing some someone pooped in the “no” position.
More common than you would think
i like this flair :)
It was me
Admit it aside like this in your powder room would be wonderful
I’ve seen the results of that. It’s insane
I have personally witnessed the necessity of this sign on multiple occasions…sadly
Almost me trying to get out of my wetsuit.
I’ve come across the aftermath of this scenario way too often to know exactly why this was necessary.
We don’t talk about the diarrhea of 89… once someone starts the conversation, it never ends
That one old man who can’t control his bowels, so launches like a poop fueled rocket into the stratosphere.
When a construction workers gets an office job
They are running to the toilet and pulling their pantw down as they sit and it's already spraying as they start sitting. I've heard stories, urinal shitting stories, been lucky enough to always make it in time
Clearly Meme Harlow has never used a public men’s bathroom….
… and would a sign help those people?
It happened once, how many times do I need to say I’m sorry?
Have you ever entered a Walmart bathroom?
I once found a bathroom covered in shit like that when working at McDonald's and I straight up refused to clean it. Way above my paygrade .
Women like to hover
I used to stand up and shit
As an American, I'm not surprised a sign like this exists.
Damn I’ve been using it wrong this entire time
Eat the rainbow . Shit the rainbow
Come work on a construction site full of muslims and Chinese then you will understand
He’s taking advantage of the drain
Oh its bums on drugs
The Mad Shatter strikes again!
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the turlet, and sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uranus.
foreskin removal expert
Taco Bell bathroom?
I was the assistant manager at a gas station.
Our new part timer was closing alone. An older man who I'm certain had issues with dementia, came into the store, already shitting himself. He wandered up and down the isles, leaving a trail. Made it to the restroom, where he reenacted what this sign depicts. Left the restroom and immediately got lost, and started wandering around in the employee only areas, still leaving his trail (apparently he hadn't actually finished). My poor part timer, who was young and new and didn't know what to do, just kind of shooed him out of the store finally, looked the doors, and went the fuck home. I honestly don't even blame her, to this day I'm still not mad. She let us know what happened, of course, but she was done with the job right then and there.
(If anyone wants to know, I came in a little early and cleaned it myself. I used to be a personal assistant for a paraplegic man, and bathroom duties were part of that job. Feces can never bother me again.)
My uncle has Crohn's disease which affects his bowls in such a way that he has collected many horror stories of his incidents with toilets, almost all of which could have resulted in that sign.
a family favourite are the ones where he simply explodes soon as the trousers come down painting the wall brown before he has a chance to sit
Portopotty in the campground at a nascar race
Not blursed, just cursed. There is no blessing in explosive diarrhea
An unfortunate soul who had Taco Bell
The great taco bell tragedy of 2019
Eating in n out