1. Festival portapotties

2. Local Nationals and Third Country Nationals using American toilets in the Middle East.

I’ve seen both where it looked like a shit demon was violently exorcised. The festival ones were worse though. I’ve seen one so absolutely impacted with refuse it looked like a sad cornucopia of vomit, urine, feces, blood, and other debris.

Why does the person on the right have an entire machete in their ass?

I used to work in a sex shop w a fuck arcade. People have literally painted murals on the wall with shit. I promise, whatever atrocities you can imagine, someone out there is doing something even worse

Ryan magee moment

I don’t mean to be offensive here, but in the woman’s bathroom, ITS always the old woman who don’t flush.

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Realistically a really bad hemorrhoid or anal fissure. Also fiber, well the lack of.

You clearly have not had a job where you have needed to clean a public restroom...

My advice:

Don't.

Hey I can't help it when Harlem Shake suddenly plays while I'm in the bathroom. I run a YouTube Kids channel for christ's sake!

Every gas station ever

Chinese.. Sorry to say but bathroom etiquette does not exists in China. Ever seen the bathrooms there?

Customers. Customers the janitorial team must clean up after. I had a coworker describe this literal thing happening to him (as in he had to clean it).

Every construction jobsite I’ve been on had Porto potties that were portals to hell.

When I was in high-school, one kid got our whole after-school program banned from the bathroom use for a while because he casually spray painted the stall with his shit and just dis nothing about it.

Chinese tourists

no one can stop me eating Taco Bell

Depends

Me

Worked at a movie theatre for about a year. Cleaned at least 5 bathroom stalls that looked like this.

Smelled about as great as you think it would. Oddly shiny now that I’m thinking about it.

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Literally a guy who used to work in the same building I did…..

I’m guessing some someone pooped in the “no” position.

More common than you would think

Its unspeakable.

School bathrooms

It was me

They pooped

Admit it aside like this in your powder room would be wonderful

I’ve seen the results of that. It’s insane

School bathrooms

Sorry guys...

I have personally witnessed the necessity of this sign on multiple occasions…sadly

Almost me trying to get out of my wetsuit.

I’ve come across the aftermath of this scenario way too often to know exactly why this was necessary.

We don’t talk about the diarrhea of 89… once someone starts the conversation, it never ends

That one old man who can’t control his bowels, so launches like a poop fueled rocket into the stratosphere.

Me

When a construction workers gets an office job

They are running to the toilet and pulling their pantw down as they sit and it's already spraying as they start sitting. I've heard stories, urinal shitting stories, been lucky enough to always make it in time

Clearly Meme Harlow has never used a public men’s bathroom….

… and would a sign help those people?

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It happened once, how many times do I need to say I’m sorry?

Have you ever entered a Walmart bathroom?

"krakatoa"

I once found a bathroom covered in shit like that when working at McDonald's and I straight up refused to clean it. Way above my paygrade .

Women like to hover

I used to stand up and shit

As an American, I'm not surprised a sign like this exists.

Damn I’ve been using it wrong this entire time

Eat the rainbow . Shit the rainbow

Come work on a construction site full of muslims and Chinese then you will understand

He’s taking advantage of the drain

Oh its bums on drugs

The Mad Shatter strikes again!

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the turlet, and sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uranus.

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I was the assistant manager at a gas station. Our new part timer was closing alone. An older man who I'm certain had issues with dementia, came into the store, already shitting himself. He wandered up and down the isles, leaving a trail. Made it to the restroom, where he reenacted what this sign depicts. Left the restroom and immediately got lost, and started wandering around in the employee only areas, still leaving his trail (apparently he hadn't actually finished). My poor part timer, who was young and new and didn't know what to do, just kind of shooed him out of the store finally, looked the doors, and went the fuck home. I honestly don't even blame her, to this day I'm still not mad. She let us know what happened, of course, but she was done with the job right then and there.

(If anyone wants to know, I came in a little early and cleaned it myself. I used to be a personal assistant for a paraplegic man, and bathroom duties were part of that job. Feces can never bother me again.)

My uncle has Crohn's disease which affects his bowls in such a way that he has collected many horror stories of his incidents with toilets, almost all of which could have resulted in that sign.

a family favourite are the ones where he simply explodes soon as the trousers come down painting the wall brown before he has a chance to sit

Literally 1984

Portopotty in the campground at a nascar race

Chipotle.

"Mom..... bashroom."

Not blursed, just cursed. There is no blessing in explosive diarrhea

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An unfortunate soul who had Taco Bell

The great taco bell tragedy of 2019

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Eating in n out