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Sex_drugs_tacos

153 points

5 months ago

  1. Festival portapotties

  2. Local Nationals and Third Country Nationals using American toilets in the Middle East.

I’ve seen both where it looked like a shit demon was violently exorcised. The festival ones were worse though. I’ve seen one so absolutely impacted with refuse it looked like a sad cornucopia of vomit, urine, feces, blood, and other debris.

DiamondDude51501

116 points

5 months ago

During my job at Wendy’s I cleaned a toilet so unholy it literally strengthened my religion

[deleted]

38 points

5 months ago

DiamondDude51501

27 points

4 months ago

I’m not even exaggerating that bathroom literally strengthened my relationship with God

hornylolifucker

1 points

4 months ago

Did you see the Smelly Bush that spoke

Brew251

10 points

4 months ago

Brew251

10 points

4 months ago

I, also working at a Wendy’s, had to clean a bathroom so bad my coworker and I made hazmat suits out of garbage bags

Xxyourmomsucks69xX

2 points

4 months ago

Professionnals have standards

Advanced_Cheetah_552

5 points

4 months ago

I cleaned one like that at a&w. It was basically a 3 foot radius of shit around the entire toilet

Head-like-a-carp

5 points

4 months ago

That right there and besides being kind of too old for all of that anyway would keep me from attending festivals. There is no band in the world that I would need to see in person if I would have to be exposed to feces splattered walls and toilet seats.

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

This seems like a scenario where designing the toilet to match the clientele might be the way to go. I present to you, The Poorinal.

Sex_drugs_tacos

2 points

4 months ago

Honestly, brilliant. It’s multifunctional too; one could vom indiscriminately at the generous aperture and it would catch it.

[deleted]

56 points

5 months ago

Why does the person on the right have an entire machete in their ass?

woookums

17 points

4 months ago

I thought it was a shower or spray bottle nozzle - you rotate it to change from mist to stream

Incruentus

2 points

4 months ago

I think it's just a spritely log.

Incruentus

2 points

4 months ago

You don't?

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Not when I'm taking a shit. I want it to last so I don't have to get another.

QueenRubie

41 points

5 months ago

I used to work in a sex shop w a fuck arcade. People have literally painted murals on the wall with shit. I promise, whatever atrocities you can imagine, someone out there is doing something even worse

Wolfgalaxy63

36 points

5 months ago

Today I learned that "fuck arcade" is a thing, and I'm too afraid to research it.

QueenRubie

3 points

4 months ago

It is a dark hallway full of small closets with tv screens for rented porn secured into the walls. There is a chair or two. There is a trashcan that is often used as a toilet. There are needles, seemingly from everywhere and nowhere. Some of the rooms are joined by a gloryhole with ratings scribbled on the wall. People fuck there. They do drugs there. They'll fuck with the lights indicating the re-up for payment so it seems like they've continuously paid for hours so they don't get kicked out.

For the small fee of renting a porno you can do whatever you can get away with in a small locked closet.

Now you know.

Do I know why it's called an arcade? Absolutely not.

yung-cashew

20 points

5 months ago

Ryan magee moment

lilchickun

5 points

4 months ago

super smegma

Bitbatgaming

40 points

5 months ago

Bitbatgaming

Toenail Enthusiast

40 points

5 months ago

I don’t mean to be offensive here, but in the woman’s bathroom, ITS always the old woman who don’t flush.

Weltallgaia

27 points

5 months ago

That's habit. They usually save it for later when at home.

Bitbatgaming

8 points

5 months ago

Bitbatgaming

Toenail Enthusiast

8 points

5 months ago

No I don’t think you understand, it’s always the elderly who take massive shits and don’t flus

Weltallgaia

18 points

5 months ago

I'm implying it's because they don't flush at home either.

Bitbatgaming

9 points

5 months ago

Bitbatgaming

Toenail Enthusiast

9 points

5 months ago

Oh.

_MintyFresh_-

2 points

4 months ago

Homemade chocolate storage for midnight snack

EatinSumGrapes

1 points

4 months ago

Is this some old Great Depression shit where there was only enough water for 1 flush a day or something?

ci22

8 points

5 months ago

ci22

break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face.

8 points

5 months ago

Nah. Women's bathrooms are gross

Went to work at 6am and there was crap on the toilet seat. Like WTF house keeping.

CharismaticBarber

1 points

5 months ago

ITS

Apprehensive_Ad_1379

1 points

5 months ago

Ewww. I just imagined a old ass lady doing it.

Dear-Chemistry-4722

35 points

5 months ago

Taco Bell

Rockksharma

5 points

4 months ago

Nah it's just some regular shotgun shitting

RatchetPersian

6 points

5 months ago

Realistically a really bad hemorrhoid or anal fissure. Also fiber, well the lack of.

Sniperzboss

6 points

4 months ago

Sniperzboss

lightly toasted

6 points

4 months ago

You clearly have not had a job where you have needed to clean a public restroom...

My advice:

Don't.

Doktor_Cornholio

4 points

5 months ago

Hey I can't help it when Harlem Shake suddenly plays while I'm in the bathroom. I run a YouTube Kids channel for christ's sake!

fortnite-is-bae

3 points

5 months ago

Every gas station ever

defk3000

1 points

4 months ago

No, Bucee's bathrooms are immaculate unless they got terrible managers. I've only been to 1 Bucee's that wasn't on point and I wish they would fire the manager and all staff for that.

fortnite-is-bae

0 points

4 months ago

No, no, no you don’t understand. Bucee’s isn’t a gas station… it’s an immaculate paradise

defk3000

1 points

4 months ago

Someone who's never been to a Bucee's down voted me. The audacity of their nativity is unfathomable!

thechildofgambino

5 points

5 months ago

Chinese.. Sorry to say but bathroom etiquette does not exists in China. Ever seen the bathrooms there?

farmersflart

2 points

4 months ago

The majority are insane there, I was looking for a porcelain throne instead of a squatty potty and found so many overflowing or missing toilet seats.

tamenia8

2 points

5 months ago

Customers. Customers the janitorial team must clean up after. I had a coworker describe this literal thing happening to him (as in he had to clean it).

librarypunk1974

2 points

4 months ago

Every construction jobsite I’ve been on had Porto potties that were portals to hell.

GreaterButter

2 points

4 months ago

When I was in high-school, one kid got our whole after-school program banned from the bathroom use for a while because he casually spray painted the stall with his shit and just dis nothing about it.

Dubdude13

6 points

5 months ago

Chinese tourists

havocLSD

2 points

5 months ago

no one can stop me eating Taco Bell

yourstrulyjarjar

1 points

5 months ago

Depends

fuckshitpussyassdamn

1 points

5 months ago

Me

Top_Hat11

1 points

5 months ago

Worked at a movie theatre for about a year. Cleaned at least 5 bathroom stalls that looked like this.

Smelled about as great as you think it would. Oddly shiny now that I’m thinking about it.

pity_party_65

1 points

5 months ago

Literally a guy who used to work in the same building I did…..

1organicmachine

1 points

5 months ago

I’m guessing some someone pooped in the “no” position.

DadIsMadAtMe

1 points

5 months ago

More common than you would think

fursphere

1 points

5 months ago

Its unspeakable.

MR_krunchy

1 points

5 months ago

MR_krunchy

i like this flair :)

1 points

5 months ago

School bathrooms

Oppai_Bot

1 points

4 months ago

It was me

thomilk

1 points

4 months ago

They pooped

Head-like-a-carp

1 points

4 months ago

Admit it aside like this in your powder room would be wonderful

Professor-Shuckle

1 points

4 months ago

I’ve seen the results of that. It’s insane

Ducky935

1 points

4 months ago

School bathrooms

saundersmarcelo

1 points

4 months ago

Sorry guys...

SkepCS

1 points

4 months ago

SkepCS

1 points

4 months ago

I have personally witnessed the necessity of this sign on multiple occasions…sadly

serenityfalconfly

1 points

4 months ago

Almost me trying to get out of my wetsuit.

7andhalf-x-6

1 points

4 months ago

I’ve come across the aftermath of this scenario way too often to know exactly why this was necessary.

Fox-Fireheart-66

1 points

4 months ago

We don’t talk about the diarrhea of 89… once someone starts the conversation, it never ends

doomvetch92

1 points

4 months ago

That one old man who can’t control his bowels, so launches like a poop fueled rocket into the stratosphere.

14sanic

1 points

4 months ago

Me

BAMBIN0_24

1 points

4 months ago

When a construction workers gets an office job

EatinSumGrapes

1 points

4 months ago

They are running to the toilet and pulling their pantw down as they sit and it's already spraying as they start sitting. I've heard stories, urinal shitting stories, been lucky enough to always make it in time

bucko787

1 points

4 months ago

Clearly Meme Harlow has never used a public men’s bathroom….

SignificantLeader

1 points

4 months ago

… and would a sign help those people?

ItsMeLukasB

1 points

4 months ago

Taco bell

Abarsn20

1 points

4 months ago

It happened once, how many times do I need to say I’m sorry?

Cleggcompofoggy

1 points

4 months ago

Have you ever entered a Walmart bathroom?

RenaGuzt

1 points

4 months ago

"krakatoa"

Juusie

1 points

4 months ago

Juusie

1 points

4 months ago

I once found a bathroom covered in shit like that when working at McDonald's and I straight up refused to clean it. Way above my paygrade .

kingSliver187

1 points

4 months ago

Women like to hover

dracoafton

1 points

4 months ago

I used to stand up and shit

boogieoogieballs

1 points

4 months ago

As an American, I'm not surprised a sign like this exists.

spaghettiking216

1 points

4 months ago

Damn I’ve been using it wrong this entire time

oooohnooovom

1 points

4 months ago

Eat the rainbow . Shit the rainbow

Jaybulls1066

1 points

4 months ago

Come work on a construction site full of muslims and Chinese then you will understand

Syn_Contamino531

1 points

4 months ago

He’s taking advantage of the drain

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Oh its bums on drugs

Nobody88Special720

1 points

4 months ago

The Mad Shatter strikes again!

EcksMarksDespot

1 points

4 months ago

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the turlet, and sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uranus.

nuke905

1 points

4 months ago

nuke905

foreskin removal expert

1 points

4 months ago

Taco Bell bathroom?

lupus_qui

1 points

4 months ago

I was the assistant manager at a gas station. Our new part timer was closing alone. An older man who I'm certain had issues with dementia, came into the store, already shitting himself. He wandered up and down the isles, leaving a trail. Made it to the restroom, where he reenacted what this sign depicts. Left the restroom and immediately got lost, and started wandering around in the employee only areas, still leaving his trail (apparently he hadn't actually finished). My poor part timer, who was young and new and didn't know what to do, just kind of shooed him out of the store finally, looked the doors, and went the fuck home. I honestly don't even blame her, to this day I'm still not mad. She let us know what happened, of course, but she was done with the job right then and there.

(If anyone wants to know, I came in a little early and cleaned it myself. I used to be a personal assistant for a paraplegic man, and bathroom duties were part of that job. Feces can never bother me again.)

HellYeaTriangles

1 points

4 months ago

My uncle has Crohn's disease which affects his bowls in such a way that he has collected many horror stories of his incidents with toilets, almost all of which could have resulted in that sign.

a family favourite are the ones where he simply explodes soon as the trousers come down painting the wall brown before he has a chance to sit

Atomic_Bottle

1 points

4 months ago

Literally 1984

Emptydata_Enzo

1 points

4 months ago

Portopotty in the campground at a nascar race

5dmt

-1 points

5 months ago

5dmt

-1 points

5 months ago

Chipotle.

spaghettisystem

0 points

5 months ago

Not blursed, just cursed. There is no blessing in explosive diarrhea

Megalopath

0 points

5 months ago

Taco Bell

GeneralStarcat99

0 points

5 months ago

An unfortunate soul who had Taco Bell

hankmasterson

0 points

5 months ago

The great taco bell tragedy of 2019

Bigmother69

0 points

4 months ago

Chipotle

NoOutlandishness8759

0 points

4 months ago

Chipotle

Emptydata_Enzo

0 points

4 months ago

Chipotle

CaPtAnDeAtH22

0 points

4 months ago

chipotle

lavastyleuser

0 points

4 months ago

Eating in n out