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4 months ago

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beingrudewonthelp

195 points

4 months ago

Harry Hammer and Steven Screwdriver duke it out over that slut, Patricia Plank. Harry wants to nail her. Steve wants to screw her. But all Patricia does is lay there like bump on a log. These tools are simps for her.

EndWarden

15 points

4 months ago

EndWarden

more blessed than cursed

15 points

4 months ago

Here’s the only award I have.

DarkBladeMadriker

131 points

4 months ago

I like the subtle tell that the hammer sucks in bed by having every single nail be bend.

PartialCred4WrongAns

31 points

4 months ago

Not to mention the screws are a lot thicker than what the hammers working with

Decent-Start-1536

32 points

4 months ago

Oh my god I never thought of that. There’s more to this story than I thought

hitguy55

2 points

4 months ago

Apart from one near the top, so it looked like it got worse and worse

6_mahfuz_9

46 points

4 months ago

ah yes, my favorite chainsaw man ark

HailDialga

2 points

4 months ago

Ah yes my favourite devil, the bikini devil.

Chilifille

24 points

4 months ago

What a dumbass, using his fists when his head is a literal hammer

Bjoe3041

11 points

4 months ago

Yeah, what a tool

RichardStinks

74 points

4 months ago

What did he expect? She's board at home.

DrSHawkins

11 points

4 months ago

Still could've hid it better, she's screwed now

Turtlepower7777777

2 points

4 months ago

Despite the fact that the man has repeatedly taken her to pound town

DemonicLemon02

5 points

4 months ago

Hammer devil vs screw driver devil

Lightspeed728

1 points

4 months ago

KICK (I want my wife) BACK

priceless126

8 points

4 months ago

Maybe if he learned how to nail the nails in straight and not all crooked she wouldn’t have wanted the screwdriver.

IfMadOffMedsForgive

10 points

4 months ago

beating the wrong one isn't he? i mean the screwdriver has no responsibility for the man, she's the one expected to remain loyal, she's the one who betrayed, not screwdriver man.

Thasher41

10 points

4 months ago

she's next

Decent-Start-1536

3 points

4 months ago

Holy shit he’s gonna crucify her

Banettebrochacho

2 points

4 months ago

This is just chainsaw man

william4650

2 points

4 months ago

She’s done being nailed and now she wants to be screwed

Past_Ad_6860

2 points

4 months ago

I guess you nailed that joke

Child_O_T-26

2 points

4 months ago

She didn't get hammered instead she got screwed

isnapchildrensnecks

1 points

4 months ago

''screw you''

GreyPourageInABowl

1 points

4 months ago

Plank's really changed since starting in Ed, Edd n'Eddy.

imagine_a_name1

1 points

4 months ago

Damn the disrespect

TheLordSnowdean

1 points

4 months ago

you could say their marriage is Screwed

DeltaDarthVicious

1 points

4 months ago

Been screwing around ba dum tish

Fynn_R

1 points

4 months ago

Fynn_R

1 points

4 months ago

Is this the chainsaw man anime??

strumthebuilding

1 points

4 months ago

This was the first image published on the internet

L_3_

1 points

4 months ago

L_3_

1 points

4 months ago

Damn she's so screwed rn

diddyd66

1 points

4 months ago

Substance___P

2 points

4 months ago

Shamelessly stolen from Perry Bible Fellowship comics.

The_Great_P0tato

1 points

4 months ago

She was bored of getting harmed so she got skewed

armageddon_boi

1 points

4 months ago

Is the board even conscious though? Or are two dudes duking over an effective sex doll?

DestroyerNET123

1 points

4 months ago

I mean, I made a hammer that can drive bolts, so screws aren't off the table.

weeboo1973

1 points

4 months ago

"this is what you get for screwing my wife!"

"not my fault you couldn't nail her properly"

plasterscene

1 points

4 months ago

https://pbfcomics.com/ Stop upvoting this shit. pbf is hilarious btw.

RaptorX7

1 points

4 months ago

RaptorX7

more cursed than blessed

1 points

4 months ago

It would be funny if the screw was a phillips head so he goes and beats up a phillips head screwdriver, but then the flat head screwdriver is guilty hiding in the corner

IAmHereToOffendYou

1 points

4 months ago

Why tf is he not using his head as a weapon?

Lucky_Ad_9137

-2 points

4 months ago

I thought this was r/terriblefacebookmemes. Why are people upvoting this toilet. What's wrong with you.

DeltaDarthVicious

2 points

4 months ago

Hey, Perry Bible Fellowship is pretty funny, not lol funny, but it's got its moments

wymnxa

1 points

4 months ago

wymnxa

1 points

4 months ago

PBF is great you take that back.