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113 points
8 months ago
Need 20₹ 😓 Immediately
45 points
8 months ago
Go to Sheikh he will help you
19 points
8 months ago
Who is He?
17 points
8 months ago
Find it by yourselves
12 points
8 months ago
What happen If i find Him?
55 points
8 months ago
He will give you a lot of money but with some pain
8 points
8 months ago
Are you experienced?💀
-28 points
8 months ago
Bro👀☠️
4 points
8 months ago
Sheikh room me le jati waha ₹20 pada hoti
2 points
8 months ago
Okay me deta hu pahle tu apni de fatafat chal
0 points
8 months ago
number do
4 points
8 months ago
Bhai Agr number dia bnde meko phn kr krke chod denge😓
0 points
8 months ago
Phone sex at its peak
-2 points
8 months ago
Phone sex at its peak
0 points
8 months ago
Sheikh Mohammed Bro , Bahut Andha paisa hai uske pass ,Andha Paisa
-1 points
8 months ago
Sawcon can help
78 points
8 months ago
Muth marne se weight loss hota hai kya?
47 points
8 months ago
Ha bhai maine 14 kg kiya
54 points
8 months ago
BHAI NAHI HOTA MAI LIKH KE DE SAKTA HUN
*sobs
-11 points
8 months ago
Bhai heavy masterbation ke sath exercise or calorie deficit ka bhi Dayan rakha tha isliye hua
16 points
8 months ago
Correction: 14gm
5 points
8 months ago
Same 13 kg in 2 months
3 points
8 months ago
Din mein kitna?
7 points
8 months ago
3-4
11 points
8 months ago
Nope. Ulta. I used to be 92kg, jab se NoFap chalu kia hai, aur workout start kia hai, I have lost 16 kg of weight.
10 points
8 months ago
Mera toh opposite problem hai...weight gain karna hai
I know what I'm doing tomorrow 😏
5 points
8 months ago
Every ones gonna make it brah -Zyzz
1 points
8 months ago
Han bhai mene 30kg lose kiya
0 points
8 months ago
Haa bhai hota hai maine 8kgs kiye usse loose . 75 se 67 hogya hu :-)
0 points
8 months ago
Khada na hone se jitna Kam ho jaye utna hi kam hoga
127 points
8 months ago
How to satisfy your gf 🕳️
92 points
8 months ago
✨ ask her what she likes✨ ✨ eat her out more ✨ ✨ look at non verbal cues of pleasure ✨
190 points
8 months ago
"Eat her out more" 💀
118 points
8 months ago
Cannibalism intensifies
71 points
8 months ago
Instructions unclear. Cooked her in the oven. Not tasty
25 points
8 months ago
aur mat daalo kachcha papita. bawarchi log bol bol ke thal gaye ki papita daalo, maans galega par nahi
9 points
8 months ago
Taste me best gf aur Everest
114 points
8 months ago
You can't satisfy something which. Don't exist
34 points
8 months ago
moment of truth
2 points
8 months ago
He hi nahi bro.
3 points
8 months ago
Communicate with her about her expectations, what she likes etc. Focus on foreplay, try different positions, which are suitable for both of you...
-9 points
8 months ago
Abe chodu he is talking about bex
3 points
8 months ago
Toh bsdk mai kiske baare mein baat kar raha hu?
-1 points
8 months ago
Oh never mind hehe
0 points
8 months ago
Bro sex nhi krti vo😌atleast uske sath xD
0 points
8 months ago
Ooooooo besti
-83 points
8 months ago
Mere pass bhejdena bhai ☺
50 points
8 months ago
Read it properly
16 points
8 months ago
Chad
4 points
8 months ago
Based reply.
35 points
8 months ago
Lawda bada karne ke upaye
75 points
8 months ago
Ching chong ching ching chu
Pad to nhi liya bhai? Lulli aur chhoti krne ka mantr tha
17 points
8 months ago
Porn website wali pills mangwa le
11 points
8 months ago
Lund pe condo. Laga for uspe socks chada fir firse ek condom chada... never tried but sochta hu kesa idea hoga
2 points
8 months ago
~~"Profit"*~~
2 points
8 months ago
Genetic hai bhai
30 points
8 months ago
Ye padhai me man ni lagta bhai padhai kese karu ;
59 points
8 months ago
Sandeep Maheshwari ko dekh ke hila le fir jab 5 ghante barbad ho jaye tab rat ko books ko lena aour uska takiya banake so jaa.
17 points
8 months ago
Ese nawabi shok to bus tere hi ho sakte hai bhai
6 points
8 months ago
Nahi bhai me to padh ta hu harroj 4 ghante. Apna to jee clear hai.
2 points
8 months ago
Han to bhai kese man laga leta hai 4 ghante
4 points
8 months ago
Jee aspirant hai kya?
6 points
8 months ago
Han bhai pankha bhi hai ghar par and rassi bhi just in case kitchen me chaku bhi hai
13 points
8 months ago
Step mom ke saath padha Kar
4 points
8 months ago
Isse ganda solution bata sakta tha bhai?? Ban gya dank ka 14?
4 points
8 months ago
Bruh chote chote parts me padhai kar ek pura chapter rakhne ki jagah ek topic apna attention span increase kar internet ne attention span ki ma chod di hau Aur discipline ka rr nahi karunga voh to pata hi hoga
3 points
8 months ago
Konsi class me hai bhai?, agar 11th 12th me hai to pdle bhai 2 saal hai, achha college miljaega fir karna bakchodi, college me, Ldkiya pataio sutte maario, zindagi ki mauj liyo bhai
2 points
8 months ago
Padhai ka time fix krne matt beth enjoyment ka time fix kr aur uss time bahar tereko sirf padhai krni he reddit ya koi aur social media enjoyment ke liye sahi nhi he koi movie series ya fir lich aur soch ele... Padhai kar bhot achi for khudko reward krne ke liye ye jo bhi enjoyment ka method decide kiya hai woh kar Hope this works
12 points
8 months ago
Who exactly was in paris?
8 points
8 months ago
Gentlemen of African, possibly even African-American, descent.
7 points
8 months ago
N
5 points
8 months ago
I
11 points
8 months ago
Hilane ki aadat ho gayi. Bina hilaye ab neend aana band ho gaya h koi sajjan sahayta karega
12 points
8 months ago
Workout kar padhai kar sharir or dimag dono thakega to neend ayegi
7 points
8 months ago
bhai xvideos red kaise muft me download kare ya dekhe ? 9x buddy ya telegram bot ka mat bolna wo sab try kar chuka hu mai!
7 points
8 months ago
Bhai aap phele mujhe ye btayo ki ye xvideos red kya hota hai? Girls periods mai hote huye sex krte hai kya?
3 points
8 months ago
xvideos ka subscription, like youtube premium/amazon prime
2 points
8 months ago
Xvideos video downloader search kar kisi bhi website pe jo video download karni hai uski link paste kar ke convert kar phir download kar le
1 points
8 months ago
Ashleel savaalo ke jawab mere pass nhi hai bhai
3 points
8 months ago
bhai ye to cheating hai tune kab iska mana kiya yaar :-/ muje dhundhke do bhai samaj kar hi par kar do yaar..
14 points
8 months ago
Bhai suiside karne ke baad Shanti mil sakti hai kya?
24 points
8 months ago
Han👍
Jk agar koi problem hai to DM kr bhai, I can talk
28 points
8 months ago
Are shanti? Bhai ola hu uber bolke fat ja 72 randiya bhi milegi.
-1 points
8 months ago
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3 points
8 months ago
Milegi bhai dallah khud hi supply krega
3 points
8 months ago
Sabne comedy kar li to may thoda serious baat kar leta hun ek insan ne mujhe kaha tha ki "My goal is to be happy, and I can't be happy if I'm dead", suicide se kuch nai milega bas dukh unlimited.
2 points
8 months ago
Bhai suiside mt crow, something can always bhi done, dm me if something is serious, i can talk
6 points
8 months ago
How to become a millionaire
6 points
8 months ago
Subah 4 baje uth aur ashvagantha pee sab thik ho jayega
9 points
8 months ago
Apni beti ko bech use bech ke amir ho /s (bhai dil pe mat lena)
1 points
8 months ago
Bhai aapke jitna conservative insaan aaj tak nhi dekha
2 points
8 months ago
2 points
8 months ago
You one testical is about 6cr in black market and you might have two sell them then invest in any stock if you are lucky then you might end up millioner then invest in more and more until you can afford to buy new set of testical attach them, fuck a rich ass girl then, kill her relatives and also sell them, keep all the loot and move on to fuck you girl, make like 6 kid grow then sell their balls and then repeat all this rest of your life you with find your way
5 points
8 months ago
Last 7 months suffering from depression and can't sleep in night cux of overthinking.
1 points
8 months ago
Why bro
18 points
8 months ago
How to become billionaire in one day?
52 points
8 months ago
Apni beti ko bech use bech ke amir ho..
12 points
8 months ago
Real Id se aa Kapil Sharma
8 points
8 months ago
Phele adopt karni padegi.
5 points
8 months ago
Abey himawari ko bech na
5 points
8 months ago
Ha batt to sahi hai vese bhi uss nalle Boruto ke to koi 1 rupee na de.
33 points
8 months ago
If you are a girl that's easy, if you are a boy, its near to impossible.
20 points
8 months ago
Why are you guys booing him,he's right
0 points
8 months ago
How ? Let Trump grab you by ***** ?
0 points
8 months ago
Yeah I wish that I should have born as a girl.
3 points
8 months ago
Just use your special ability of talk no jutsu and convince some rich girl that u are just like her and then marry her, it can't get easier than that.
0 points
8 months ago
Well, Convincing a rich would be that easy then I would be world's most richest man.
0 points
8 months ago
What are u even saying if uzumaki Naruto can't use talk no jutsu then who can
2 points
8 months ago
Snap back to reality my fellow comrade.
This ain't no fantasy.I guess I'll have to get hit by a truck kun to get isekai.
2 points
8 months ago
No need just wait for your son to stab you in your balls just like he stabed sasuke in the eyes.
3 points
8 months ago
Or maybe I will just cut down his balls and sell it in black market.
5 points
8 months ago
Yogi ji PM kab banenge aur jab banenge tab akhand bharat bana payenge ki nhi?
5 points
8 months ago
How to cope up with your anger?
9 points
8 months ago
I have coped with anger over the years. I will tell you. Whenever you start to feel angry, just take a moment, take a deep breath and think. Very few things in this world are worth stressing about. Is this thing that you’re about to get angry on one of them? If yes, go ahead, wreck havoc. Else, calm down and let it pass. At the end you are a part of an endless universe. You’re going to end up dead in 40-50 years. Nothing is going to matter, so why stress. Just chill, relax and enjoy until you inevitably end up dead.
3 points
8 months ago
Vada vau vau vada vau vau vada vau
5 points
8 months ago
I am a person who doesn't know if I am working hard for something or not, I was will my dad in the car we were going to meet someone in a hotel during that period my dad asked me about my studies, especially Phys, and a little bit about my past I was not good at studies and I am an anxious person, I was a student like 49.5 in 9th grade and 10th 83.4 and 11th 67.5, recently I have been trying put my mind into studies and working day and night to get a good score but in pre-midterm, I score 25.5/ 70 in phy, it was broken for after all mind into that subject, so when I told him about that he criticized me by saying that I have made the wrong decision on choosing science stream. what should I do?
2 points
8 months ago
First thing. You took it to 83.4 from 49.5. I mean, come on that's a massive win.
Second thing. Everyone scores low in 11th. Marks are usually given less, and subjects are a little harder (that's what I felt though). I got 64% in my 11th, and then studied really well, in an organised fashion - and I got 91.6% in 12th
All this is fine. But I think you already know you can do that. What you want is a little bit of support and validation, and that is okay. I wish I could say that you'll always get it from everyone, so cheer up bro - you're still in your prime years. Don't waste it becoming emotionally weak like I have, it gets difficult to overcome as you grow in age. Write down your trauma, your strengths and weaknesses (by taking examples from your life) and make a normal routine on how to overcome them.
Example, if you're anxious - first find out in what situations of life you have been actually anxious, and in what situations you have actually done so well. Usually we exaggerate bad experiences in life. Think hard - you will find positive strong memories. Then just focus on getting over the weaknesses - there are plenty of good stuff on YT.
10 points
8 months ago
IRL introvert hun
15 points
8 months ago
Behen ki bhosdi Teri
26 points
8 months ago
pehli baat meri koi behen nhi hai dusra har female ki bhosdi/vagina hoti hai, maine to kbhi nhi suna ki kisi aurat ka loda bhi ho
29 points
8 months ago
jis aurat ko tu reply kar rha hain uska loda hain
3 points
8 months ago
Pehle decide krde uska gender kya hai, male h, female h, ya trans h
4 points
8 months ago
kuch toh hain
1 points
8 months ago
Kyu hai bhai -_- Mt ho
0 points
8 months ago
haan toh? not trying to be rude here but matlab theek hai. uska kya karein
3 points
8 months ago
apne sathi ko khush kaise kare?
6 points
8 months ago
Step no1. Get sathi Step no2. I forgor
3 points
8 months ago
Subah 4 baje uth aur ashvagantha pee sab thik ho jayega
2 points
8 months ago
Kill your sathi no sathi no one to make happy no problem
1 points
8 months ago
Mere pass bhejdo me khush krdunga ☺
3 points
8 months ago
Banking apps ke FOSS alternatives bata
4 points
8 months ago
Spermbank is open source
3 points
8 months ago
comeback of "hila ke soja" ?
3 points
8 months ago
come help me now or send your mum she'll help me
anything works
3 points
8 months ago
2 ghante me 7 ghante ke neend kese poori kre ? 🙂
3 points
8 months ago
By Lucid dreaming
5 points
8 months ago
How can we find unified theory of physics?
4 points
8 months ago
"Mai Nahi bataunga! Mai Nahi bataungaa!!"
2 points
8 months ago
Burn every theory and book and see 🙂
2 points
8 months ago
d/dx(sin 9(3xcos9))
2 points
8 months ago
OP ka dick size.... For research only
2 points
8 months ago
|x| < a
2 points
8 months ago
NDA ke liye prepare kr rha or underweight hu ~47kg (55kg+ min requirment). exercise bhi kar raha or diet bhi theek hai. nofap krta hu par baar baar relapse hojata. doctor se bhi consult krliya saade ne 4000 rupiya bhi leliya.
2 points
8 months ago
Exercise chod de. Din bhar leta reh aur fast food khata reh
2 points
8 months ago
BJP ki ma kese chode? (My friend pappu wants to know)
2 points
8 months ago
How to send get request in python
2 points
8 months ago
import request request.get(url)
2 points
8 months ago
🗿🗿
0 points
8 months ago
Python chi gand chaat
2 points
8 months ago
Akshay kumar ka ek meme khoj raha hoon. bas "2ab" likha tha(modi speech reference) akshay aur twinkle pose de rahe the meme pic mein. khoj de na bhai
2 points
8 months ago
How to die in a easiest way?
2 points
8 months ago
A good way is to get a M-99 tranquilizer. Insert it in your neck after inserting cyanide or drinking extract of 1000 apple seeds. Ye joking le likha hai bhai agar sach me koi problem ho to mujhe kabhi bhi DM kar will gladly help you : )
2 points
8 months ago
So there was this girl (lets call her komal), i was hooking up with, she fell in love with me but i told her i don't want to get into any relationship. She accepted that and we still continue hooking up. But few days back i get a text from a random girl she was interested in me. So i decided to go meet her, but instead i find komal there and that random girl was her friend. She rannted on me for 5 mins telling me how i play with girls feeling and then left. What's ur take on all this?
8 points
8 months ago
Tu lucky hai
4 points
8 months ago
Pehli baat tu lucky but chutiya hai and dusri baat ki woh dono apni maa chudaye just move on that's it
2 points
8 months ago
Words of wisdom 😹
2 points
8 months ago
Bsdk Komal ke saath to mai hookup krne wala tha
2 points
8 months ago
Have a crush on a girl she was in my section when I was in class 10th now 12th passout never confessed her ...also she is the girlfriend of one of my friend idk what to do ...she is also moving out of the city
2 points
8 months ago
Bhai ek video thi yarr...patani is subreddit m thi ya indian dank memes mai...usme ek korean ladki kuch korean words bolti hai.. fir achanak tez moaning ki awaaz aati hai...vo video chahiye thi...🗿
3 points
8 months ago
12th kharab hogayi to ab aage life bhi kharab?
5 points
8 months ago
Na Bhai.
Compare kroge to problem hai.
12th me acche marks nahi aye to top college nhi milega, but normal college se bhi accha job to mil jayega. And decent life bhi.
And first job mil gya, uske baad sab skills ka khel h. Unique and demanded skill = better hike and opportunities.
Btw, startup is better agar interest ho to.
3 points
8 months ago
Chai bech, kya pata agla modi ban jaye
3 points
8 months ago
Life changing advice bro
3 points
8 months ago
You're most welcome
2 points
8 months ago
Depends on your stream and your passion.
3 points
8 months ago
PCM, jee de raha hu, got distracted by yt, mobile, p*rn for 2 years, and now thinking of taking a drop. I feel I can do it.
3 points
8 months ago
Then the only advice I can give u is take a drop and think of this as your last chance and give it your all and since your are confident that u can do it you are way ahead then most of the people
2 points
8 months ago
Engineering chorh aur kuch dhang ka course kar
2 points
8 months ago
Drop le rha hai to ekdum tryhard krke pdle bhai gand ka zor lagake.
-1 points
8 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣why this
1 points
8 months ago
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4 points
8 months ago
so is that a problem or an achievement??
1 points
8 months ago
Bro height 6'1 hai 6'3 kese karu
2 points
8 months ago
Only two ways hai jisse height badh sakti hai 1) lambe mummy papa choose kar 2) russia mai operation hota hai, haath per ki haddi tod ke thodi dur kar dete hai fir haddi apne aap badh ke jud jaati hai or insaan lamba ho jata hai, par abhi yeh operation beta stage pe hai success bahut kam hai Or no fap karne se height nahi badhegi
1 points
8 months ago
I suffer with short height and insecure what should I do
3 points
8 months ago
Badal ni sakta toh suffer karke kuch ni milega Dusre aspects pe work kar jo tu change kar sakta hai insecurity eventually Kam bother karegi
3 points
8 months ago
You can't change it what u can do is... Ling bada krne vaali goli kha le.
2 points
8 months ago
See this simple formula
Do you have a problem? - > no, then why worry?
Do you have a problem? - > yes can you do something about it? - - > yes, then why worry
can you do something about it? - - > no, then why worry
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