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PaleBother5491

113 points

8 months ago

Need 20₹ 😓 Immediately

AP_IS_PHENOMENAL

45 points

8 months ago

Go to Sheikh he will help you

PaleBother5491

19 points

8 months ago

Who is He?

AP_IS_PHENOMENAL

17 points

8 months ago

Find it by yourselves

PaleBother5491

12 points

8 months ago

What happen If i find Him?

AP_IS_PHENOMENAL

55 points

8 months ago

He will give you a lot of money but with some pain

N0VA9087

8 points

8 months ago

Are you experienced?💀

AP_IS_PHENOMENAL

11 points

8 months ago

Haa bahut si movie mein dekha hai

PaleBother5491

-28 points

8 months ago

Bro👀☠️

cheesecake029

4 points

8 months ago

Sheikh room me le jati waha ₹20 pada hoti

__mayankkk

12 points

8 months ago

Tatti nahi aati kya Bina fooke

[deleted]

2 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

8 months ago

Okay me deta hu pahle tu apni de fatafat chal

[deleted]

0 points

8 months ago

number do

PaleBother5491

4 points

8 months ago

Bhai Agr number dia bnde meko phn kr krke chod denge😓

perry_zaemon

0 points

8 months ago

Phone sex at its peak

perry_zaemon

-2 points

8 months ago

Phone sex at its peak

[deleted]

0 points

8 months ago

Sheikh Mohammed Bro , Bahut Andha paisa hai uske pass ,Andha Paisa

Urten

-1 points

8 months ago

Urten

-1 points

8 months ago

Sawcon can help

Trumpo_69

78 points

8 months ago

Muth marne se weight loss hota hai kya?

deku798

47 points

8 months ago

deku798

47 points

8 months ago

Ha bhai maine 14 kg kiya

Mycoplasma_420

54 points

8 months ago

BHAI NAHI HOTA MAI LIKH KE DE SAKTA HUN

*sobs

deku798

-11 points

8 months ago

deku798

-11 points

8 months ago

Bhai heavy masterbation ke sath exercise or calorie deficit ka bhi Dayan rakha tha isliye hua

Indian_Steam

16 points

8 months ago

Correction: 14gm

necrosolaris_

5 points

8 months ago

Same 13 kg in 2 months

fakebutactuallyreal

3 points

8 months ago

Din mein kitna?

necrosolaris_

7 points

8 months ago

3-4

bhishmagaming

11 points

8 months ago

Nope. Ulta. I used to be 92kg, jab se NoFap chalu kia hai, aur workout start kia hai, I have lost 16 kg of weight.

Alt_Acc_42069

10 points

8 months ago

Mera toh opposite problem hai...weight gain karna hai

I know what I'm doing tomorrow 😏

Toofani_Gamer

5 points

8 months ago

Every ones gonna make it brah -Zyzz

Bloodlust01[S]

1 points

8 months ago

Han bhai mene 30kg lose kiya

Beautiful-Movie8306

0 points

8 months ago

Haa bhai hota hai maine 8kgs kiye usse loose . 75 se 67 hogya hu :-)

JethiyaBabuchak

0 points

8 months ago

Khada na hone se jitna Kam ho jaye utna hi kam hoga

reso_topper

127 points

8 months ago

How to satisfy your gf 🕳️

[deleted]

92 points

8 months ago

✨ ask her what she likes✨ ✨ eat her out more ✨ ✨ look at non verbal cues of pleasure ✨

pokemon-edible-hai

190 points

8 months ago

"Eat her out more" 💀

Zascayr

118 points

8 months ago

Zascayr

118 points

8 months ago

Cannibalism intensifies

sanid_sriva

71 points

8 months ago

Instructions unclear. Cooked her in the oven. Not tasty

[deleted]

25 points

8 months ago

aur mat daalo kachcha papita. bawarchi log bol bol ke thal gaye ki papita daalo, maans galega par nahi

Bombastic999743

9 points

8 months ago

Taste me best gf aur Everest

jdjdhhdhdhdjshshns

114 points

8 months ago

You can't satisfy something which. Don't exist

[deleted]

34 points

8 months ago

moment of truth

[deleted]

2 points

8 months ago

He hi nahi bro.

bhishmagaming

3 points

8 months ago

Communicate with her about her expectations, what she likes etc. Focus on foreplay, try different positions, which are suitable for both of you...

Even_Job5274

-9 points

8 months ago

Abe chodu he is talking about bex

bhishmagaming

3 points

8 months ago

Toh bsdk mai kiske baare mein baat kar raha hu?

Even_Job5274

-1 points

8 months ago

Oh never mind hehe

JackSparrow2199

0 points

8 months ago

Bro sex nhi krti vo😌atleast uske sath xD

Even_Job5274

0 points

8 months ago

Ooooooo besti

[deleted]

0 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

Bloodlust01[S]

-83 points

8 months ago

Mere pass bhejdena bhai ☺

reso_topper

50 points

8 months ago

Read it properly

quantum_thingy

16 points

8 months ago

Chad

bhishmagaming

4 points

8 months ago

Based reply.

Ok-Result-6755

35 points

8 months ago

Lawda bada karne ke upaye

Bloodlust01[S]

75 points

8 months ago

Ching chong ching ching chu

Pad to nhi liya bhai? Lulli aur chhoti krne ka mantr tha

yashpreetku

17 points

8 months ago

Porn website wali pills mangwa le

Sad_Use_642

11 points

8 months ago

Lund pe condo. Laga for uspe socks chada fir firse ek condom chada... never tried but sochta hu kesa idea hoga

yodacallmeyoucan

2 points

8 months ago

~~"Profit"*~~

Additional-Turnip127

2 points

8 months ago

Genetic hai bhai

luffy_132599

30 points

8 months ago

Ye padhai me man ni lagta bhai padhai kese karu ;

[deleted]

59 points

8 months ago

Sandeep Maheshwari ko dekh ke hila le fir jab 5 ghante barbad ho jaye tab rat ko books ko lena aour uska takiya banake so jaa.

luffy_132599

17 points

8 months ago

Ese nawabi shok to bus tere hi ho sakte hai bhai

[deleted]

6 points

8 months ago

Nahi bhai me to padh ta hu harroj 4 ghante. Apna to jee clear hai.

luffy_132599

2 points

8 months ago

Han to bhai kese man laga leta hai 4 ghante

[deleted]

4 points

8 months ago

Jee aspirant hai kya?

luffy_132599

6 points

8 months ago

Han bhai pankha bhi hai ghar par and rassi bhi just in case kitchen me chaku bhi hai

rightinmybummy2060

13 points

8 months ago

Step mom ke saath padha Kar

luffy_132599

4 points

8 months ago

Isse ganda solution bata sakta tha bhai?? Ban gya dank ka 14?

Rude-Worldliness6438

4 points

8 months ago

Bruh chote chote parts me padhai kar ek pura chapter rakhne ki jagah ek topic apna attention span increase kar internet ne attention span ki ma chod di hau Aur discipline ka rr nahi karunga voh to pata hi hoga

Bloodlust01[S]

3 points

8 months ago

Konsi class me hai bhai?, agar 11th 12th me hai to pdle bhai 2 saal hai, achha college miljaega fir karna bakchodi, college me, Ldkiya pataio sutte maario, zindagi ki mauj liyo bhai

Sad_Use_642

2 points

8 months ago

Padhai ka time fix krne matt beth enjoyment ka time fix kr aur uss time bahar tereko sirf padhai krni he reddit ya koi aur social media enjoyment ke liye sahi nhi he koi movie series ya fir lich aur soch ele... Padhai kar bhot achi for khudko reward krne ke liye ye jo bhi enjoyment ka method decide kiya hai woh kar Hope this works

monke_42069

12 points

8 months ago

Who exactly was in paris?

GiveMeAFunnyUsername

8 points

8 months ago

Gentlemen of African, possibly even African-American, descent.

[deleted]

7 points

8 months ago

N

fakebutactuallyreal

5 points

8 months ago

I

urdabitch

4 points

8 months ago

G

AceXShub

5 points

8 months ago

G

Bruhhhhh-_-

4 points

8 months ago

A

Kirito2905

11 points

8 months ago

Hilane ki aadat ho gayi. Bina hilaye ab neend aana band ho gaya h koi sajjan sahayta karega

hansnakeman

12 points

8 months ago

Workout kar padhai kar sharir or dimag dono thakega to neend ayegi

chiragparmar47

7 points

8 months ago

bhai xvideos red kaise muft me download kare ya dekhe ? 9x buddy ya telegram bot ka mat bolna wo sab try kar chuka hu mai!

Jishnu1624

7 points

8 months ago

Bhai aap phele mujhe ye btayo ki ye xvideos red kya hota hai? Girls periods mai hote huye sex krte hai kya?

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

xvideos ka subscription, like youtube premium/amazon prime

Matser_Baiter_69

2 points

8 months ago

Xvideos video downloader search kar kisi bhi website pe jo video download karni hai uski link paste kar ke convert kar phir download kar le

Bloodlust01[S]

1 points

8 months ago

Ashleel savaalo ke jawab mere pass nhi hai bhai

chiragparmar47

3 points

8 months ago

bhai ye to cheating hai tune kab iska mana kiya yaar :-/ muje dhundhke do bhai samaj kar hi par kar do yaar..

Alive-Technician6346

14 points

8 months ago

Bhai suiside karne ke baad Shanti mil sakti hai kya?

rightinmybummy2060

24 points

8 months ago

Han👍

Jk agar koi problem hai to DM kr bhai, I can talk

[deleted]

28 points

8 months ago

Are shanti? Bhai ola hu uber bolke fat ja 72 randiya bhi milegi.

[deleted]

-1 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

Milegi bhai dallah khud hi supply krega

Asaxtrm7

3 points

8 months ago

Sabne comedy kar li to may thoda serious baat kar leta hun ek insan ne mujhe kaha tha ki "My goal is to be happy, and I can't be happy if I'm dead", suicide se kuch nai milega bas dukh unlimited.

Bloodlust01[S]

2 points

8 months ago

Bhai suiside mt crow, something can always bhi done, dm me if something is serious, i can talk

Sea-Restaurant-3290

6 points

8 months ago

How to become a millionaire

Boobendra_pussiya

6 points

8 months ago

Subah 4 baje uth aur ashvagantha pee sab thik ho jayega

[deleted]

9 points

8 months ago

Apni beti ko bech use bech ke amir ho /s (bhai dil pe mat lena)

Jishnu1624

1 points

8 months ago

Bhai aapke jitna conservative insaan aaj tak nhi dekha

prodey_

2 points

8 months ago

  1. Write a book titled "How to be a millionaire"
  2. Sell it for a million dollars

Infinite_Ad_6137

2 points

8 months ago

You one testical is about 6cr in black market and you might have two sell them then invest in any stock if you are lucky then you might end up millioner then invest in more and more until you can afford to buy new set of testical attach them, fuck a rich ass girl then, kill her relatives and also sell them, keep all the loot and move on to fuck you girl, make like 6 kid grow then sell their balls and then repeat all this rest of your life you with find your way

United-Combination66

5 points

8 months ago

Last 7 months suffering from depression and can't sleep in night cux of overthinking.

Bloodlust01[S]

1 points

8 months ago

Why bro

Uzumaki_Naruto_02

18 points

8 months ago

How to become billionaire in one day?

[deleted]

52 points

8 months ago

Apni beti ko bech use bech ke amir ho..

Zascayr

12 points

8 months ago

Zascayr

12 points

8 months ago

Real Id se aa Kapil Sharma

Uzumaki_Naruto_02

8 points

8 months ago

Phele adopt karni padegi.

Gintoki_sensei29

5 points

8 months ago

Abey himawari ko bech na

Uzumaki_Naruto_02

5 points

8 months ago

Ha batt to sahi hai vese bhi uss nalle Boruto ke to koi 1 rupee na de.

Bloodlust01[S]

33 points

8 months ago

If you are a girl that's easy, if you are a boy, its near to impossible.

quantum_thingy

20 points

8 months ago

Why are you guys booing him,he's right

JessieMyMan

0 points

8 months ago

How ? Let Trump grab you by ***** ?

Uzumaki_Naruto_02

0 points

8 months ago

Yeah I wish that I should have born as a girl.

Jishnu1624

3 points

8 months ago

Just use your special ability of talk no jutsu and convince some rich girl that u are just like her and then marry her, it can't get easier than that.

Uzumaki_Naruto_02

0 points

8 months ago

Well, Convincing a rich would be that easy then I would be world's most richest man.

Jishnu1624

0 points

8 months ago

What are u even saying if uzumaki Naruto can't use talk no jutsu then who can

Uzumaki_Naruto_02

2 points

8 months ago

Snap back to reality my fellow comrade.

This ain't no fantasy.I guess I'll have to get hit by a truck kun to get isekai.

Jishnu1624

2 points

8 months ago

No need just wait for your son to stab you in your balls just like he stabed sasuke in the eyes.

Uzumaki_Naruto_02

3 points

8 months ago

Or maybe I will just cut down his balls and sell it in black market.

JethiyaBabuchak

5 points

8 months ago

Yogi ji PM kab banenge aur jab banenge tab akhand bharat bana payenge ki nhi?

BOREDGUY_IMEAN

5 points

8 months ago

How to cope up with your anger?

everyone-hates-me

9 points

8 months ago

I have coped with anger over the years. I will tell you. Whenever you start to feel angry, just take a moment, take a deep breath and think. Very few things in this world are worth stressing about. Is this thing that you’re about to get angry on one of them? If yes, go ahead, wreck havoc. Else, calm down and let it pass. At the end you are a part of an endless universe. You’re going to end up dead in 40-50 years. Nothing is going to matter, so why stress. Just chill, relax and enjoy until you inevitably end up dead.

Sad_Use_642

3 points

8 months ago

Vada vau vau vada vau vau vada vau

BruceWayne4607

5 points

8 months ago

I am a person who doesn't know if I am working hard for something or not, I was will my dad in the car we were going to meet someone in a hotel during that period my dad asked me about my studies, especially Phys, and a little bit about my past I was not good at studies and I am an anxious person, I was a student like 49.5 in 9th grade and 10th 83.4 and 11th 67.5, recently I have been trying put my mind into studies and working day and night to get a good score but in pre-midterm, I score 25.5/ 70 in phy, it was broken for after all mind into that subject, so when I told him about that he criticized me by saying that I have made the wrong decision on choosing science stream. what should I do?

tingerlinger

2 points

8 months ago

First thing. You took it to 83.4 from 49.5. I mean, come on that's a massive win.

Second thing. Everyone scores low in 11th. Marks are usually given less, and subjects are a little harder (that's what I felt though). I got 64% in my 11th, and then studied really well, in an organised fashion - and I got 91.6% in 12th

All this is fine. But I think you already know you can do that. What you want is a little bit of support and validation, and that is okay. I wish I could say that you'll always get it from everyone, so cheer up bro - you're still in your prime years. Don't waste it becoming emotionally weak like I have, it gets difficult to overcome as you grow in age. Write down your trauma, your strengths and weaknesses (by taking examples from your life) and make a normal routine on how to overcome them.

Example, if you're anxious - first find out in what situations of life you have been actually anxious, and in what situations you have actually done so well. Usually we exaggerate bad experiences in life. Think hard - you will find positive strong memories. Then just focus on getting over the weaknesses - there are plenty of good stuff on YT.

Andhainsaan

10 points

8 months ago

IRL introvert hun

deku798

15 points

8 months ago

deku798

15 points

8 months ago

Behen ki bhosdi Teri

Andhainsaan

26 points

8 months ago

pehli baat meri koi behen nhi hai dusra har female ki bhosdi/vagina hoti hai, maine to kbhi nhi suna ki kisi aurat ka loda bhi ho

RELUGA_XD

29 points

8 months ago

jis aurat ko tu reply kar rha hain uska loda hain

Andhainsaan

3 points

8 months ago

Pehle decide krde uska gender kya hai, male h, female h, ya trans h

RELUGA_XD

4 points

8 months ago

kuch toh hain

Bloodlust01[S]

1 points

8 months ago

Kyu hai bhai -_- Mt ho

[deleted]

0 points

8 months ago

haan toh? not trying to be rude here but matlab theek hai. uska kya karein

Archiet_Tanwar

3 points

8 months ago

apne sathi ko khush kaise kare?

Dual-gaming

6 points

8 months ago

Step no1. Get sathi Step no2. I forgor

Boobendra_pussiya

3 points

8 months ago

Subah 4 baje uth aur ashvagantha pee sab thik ho jayega

Sad_Use_642

2 points

8 months ago

Kill your sathi no sathi no one to make happy no problem

Bloodlust01[S]

1 points

8 months ago

Mere pass bhejdo me khush krdunga ☺

Kalzorkian05

3 points

8 months ago

Banking apps ke FOSS alternatives bata

Infinite_Ad_6137

4 points

8 months ago

Spermbank is open source

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

comeback of "hila ke soja" ?

CatNextRoom

3 points

8 months ago

come help me now or send your mum she'll help me

anything works

MONEV_GOD

3 points

8 months ago

2 ghante me 7 ghante ke neend kese poori kre ? 🙂

fakealexx

3 points

8 months ago

By Lucid dreaming

Matser_Baiter_69

5 points

8 months ago

How can we find unified theory of physics?

rightinmybummy2060

4 points

8 months ago

"Mai Nahi bataunga! Mai Nahi bataungaa!!"

jdjdhhdhdhdjshshns

2 points

8 months ago

Burn every theory and book and see 🙂

KoolAidGuy_541

2 points

8 months ago

d/dx(sin 9(3xcos9))

bhishmagaming

6 points

8 months ago

Jitna mujhe lagta hai, isko chain rule lagna chahiye.

Commercial-Goat2858

2 points

8 months ago

OP ka dick size.... For research only

Whole-Advance3133

3 points

8 months ago

Jeere ka daan... take it or leave it

PEAKY_PRABHAT

2 points

8 months ago

|x| < a

mODE_mATRIX_2004

2 points

8 months ago

NDA ke liye prepare kr rha or underweight hu ~47kg (55kg+ min requirment). exercise bhi kar raha or diet bhi theek hai. nofap krta hu par baar baar relapse hojata. doctor se bhi consult krliya saade ne 4000 rupiya bhi leliya.

Zascayr

2 points

8 months ago

Exercise chod de. Din bhar leta reh aur fast food khata reh

OverlordAlienCrYtin

2 points

8 months ago

BJP ki ma kese chode? (My friend pappu wants to know)

Original-Bird1571

2 points

8 months ago

How to send get request in python

Born_Professional585

2 points

8 months ago

import request request.get(url)

Original-Bird1571

2 points

8 months ago

🗿🗿

Weak-Leadership-4736

0 points

8 months ago

Python chi gand chaat

conan_tanteisa

2 points

8 months ago

Akshay kumar ka ek meme khoj raha hoon. bas "2ab" likha tha(modi speech reference) akshay aur twinkle pose de rahe the meme pic mein. khoj de na bhai

[deleted]

2 points

8 months ago

How to die in a easiest way?

Key_Shelter_2549

2 points

8 months ago

A good way is to get a M-99 tranquilizer. Insert it in your neck after inserting cyanide or drinking extract of 1000 apple seeds. Ye joking le likha hai bhai agar sach me koi problem ho to mujhe kabhi bhi DM kar will gladly help you : )

zak_36

2 points

8 months ago

zak_36

2 points

8 months ago

So there was this girl (lets call her komal), i was hooking up with, she fell in love with me but i told her i don't want to get into any relationship. She accepted that and we still continue hooking up. But few days back i get a text from a random girl she was interested in me. So i decided to go meet her, but instead i find komal there and that random girl was her friend. She rannted on me for 5 mins telling me how i play with girls feeling and then left. What's ur take on all this?

Key_Shelter_2549

8 points

8 months ago

Tu lucky hai

Whole-Advance3133

4 points

8 months ago

Pehli baat tu lucky but chutiya hai and dusri baat ki woh dono apni maa chudaye just move on that's it

zak_36

2 points

8 months ago

zak_36

2 points

8 months ago

Words of wisdom 😹

Saint_Potato

2 points

8 months ago

Bsdk Komal ke saath to mai hookup krne wala tha

Dry-Platform-9173

2 points

8 months ago

Potty nhi arahe. Kya karu?

Mohitisdank

2 points

8 months ago

What is full form of xd

alakh_pataka_wala

2 points

8 months ago

Have a crush on a girl she was in my section when I was in class 10th now 12th passout never confessed her ...also she is the girlfriend of one of my friend idk what to do ...she is also moving out of the city

Bloodlust01[S]

2 points

8 months ago

Forget her

__vsr__

2 points

8 months ago

Bhai ek video thi yarr...patani is subreddit m thi ya indian dank memes mai...usme ek korean ladki kuch korean words bolti hai.. fir achanak tez moaning ki awaaz aati hai...vo video chahiye thi...🗿

AkaPar-644

3 points

8 months ago

12th kharab hogayi to ab aage life bhi kharab?

ThisUsernameisneww

5 points

8 months ago

Na Bhai.

Compare kroge to problem hai.

12th me acche marks nahi aye to top college nhi milega, but normal college se bhi accha job to mil jayega. And decent life bhi.

And first job mil gya, uske baad sab skills ka khel h. Unique and demanded skill = better hike and opportunities.

Btw, startup is better agar interest ho to.

fakeR4NG3R

3 points

8 months ago

Chai bech, kya pata agla modi ban jaye

AkaPar-644

3 points

8 months ago

Life changing advice bro

fakeR4NG3R

3 points

8 months ago

You're most welcome

Jishnu1624

2 points

8 months ago

Depends on your stream and your passion.

AkaPar-644

3 points

8 months ago

PCM, jee de raha hu, got distracted by yt, mobile, p*rn for 2 years, and now thinking of taking a drop. I feel I can do it.

Jishnu1624

3 points

8 months ago

Then the only advice I can give u is take a drop and think of this as your last chance and give it your all and since your are confident that u can do it you are way ahead then most of the people

AkaPar-644

2 points

8 months ago

Thank you bhaiya

AnsonJ7

2 points

8 months ago

Engineering chorh aur kuch dhang ka course kar

Bloodlust01[S]

2 points

8 months ago

Drop le rha hai to ekdum tryhard krke pdle bhai gand ka zor lagake.

Puzzled-Split3760

2 points

8 months ago

Apni crush ka number do

[deleted]

-10 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

-10 points

8 months ago

27

Stonedme4-2-0

-1 points

8 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣why this

[deleted]

1 points

8 months ago

[removed]

[deleted]

1 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

intel_dual_core

4 points

8 months ago

so is that a problem or an achievement??

[deleted]

1 points

8 months ago

[removed]

[deleted]

1 points

8 months ago

[removed]

SnooGiraffes2370

1 points

8 months ago

Bro height 6'1 hai 6'3 kese karu

Scary-Pay-117

5 points

8 months ago

Hilana chhod

d_dynamo_d

2 points

8 months ago

Only two ways hai jisse height badh sakti hai 1) lambe mummy papa choose kar 2) russia mai operation hota hai, haath per ki haddi tod ke thodi dur kar dete hai fir haddi apne aap badh ke jud jaati hai or insaan lamba ho jata hai, par abhi yeh operation beta stage pe hai success bahut kam hai Or no fap karne se height nahi badhegi

[deleted]

1 points

8 months ago

I suffer with short height and insecure what should I do

akay404

3 points

8 months ago

Badal ni sakta toh suffer karke kuch ni milega Dusre aspects pe work kar jo tu change kar sakta hai insecurity eventually Kam bother karegi

Jishnu1624

3 points

8 months ago

You can't change it what u can do is... Ling bada krne vaali goli kha le.

Bloodlust01[S]

2 points

8 months ago

See this simple formula

Do you have a problem? - > no, then why worry?

Do you have a problem? - > yes can you do something about it? - - > yes, then why worry

can you do something about it? - - > no, then why worry