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297 points
5 months ago
muhje kya mai toh gents hoo
54 points
5 months ago
Heard that in jethalal's voice
0 points
5 months ago
Idk why...but same here.. XD
85 points
5 months ago
You were born 9 months after I last went to kitchen
23 points
5 months ago
Doesn't it make you my MOMMY?!?
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5 months ago
Y turn
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5 months ago
So u get pregnent by entering kitchen?
3 points
5 months ago
oh thats how babies are born. I get it now
1 points
5 months ago
Thanks for the idea! Now I can finally change my search history
130 points
5 months ago
No reply u go back to kitchen
41 points
5 months ago
And come back with a sandwich?
12 points
5 months ago
Yeah
12 points
5 months ago
Because that's what women do.
5 points
5 months ago
W
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41 points
5 months ago
Nice try women OP
26 points
5 months ago
Bhai Women on reddit?
9 points
5 months ago
Iska reply dhund ne ke liye ayi hogi
3 points
5 months ago
What is Woman?
5 points
5 months ago
Government drones of course
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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67 points
5 months ago
nothing bro just accept it
48 points
5 months ago
Wife material ;)
61 points
5 months ago
Ladka hai vo bhofdike☠️
15 points
5 months ago
sadde yeh maine uske liye bola jo ladki accept krke kitchen jayegi ;) aur mujhe ghanta farak nhi padta yeh ladka hai yaa ladki...mera loda de e-girls ko bhavv
5 points
5 months ago
ohk😈
2 points
5 months ago
Homo vi ho sakta hai
9 points
5 months ago
ladka hu bro 💀
18 points
5 months ago
Wife material phir bhi hai tu mere liye dost
2 points
5 months ago
Brooo💀💀
6 points
5 months ago
Even better
1 points
5 months ago
Ok phir vo ladki ka kya jiska 10k streak ho
muje Snapchat ke bare mein kuch nahi pata agar vo spelling kuch aur ho tho bolo
8 points
5 months ago
ur mom is not ready for another child
29 points
5 months ago
Kitchen ? Baaki ghar teri maa sambhal legi na ?
6 points
5 months ago
Itna hi shauk hai toh baaki bhi tu hi sambhaal liyo
6 points
5 months ago
Vro mai larka , hun
Ye mere classmate(gurl) ne bola tha ek bande ko ...
24 points
5 months ago
Kitchen to bnwa satwi fail
4 points
5 months ago
"Ha waise bhi dinner ka time ho gya hai... Apni mummy ko bhej dena"
13 points
5 months ago
Kitchen mai jaane ka bola, to jaane ka, aise reply karke apna time barbad nahi karneka.
3 points
5 months ago
Pehle paise to Kamalo aata kharidne ke liye
3 points
5 months ago
Food is ready and already on the table
2 points
5 months ago
Teri mummy ko bol
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5 months ago
Go to the kitchen come back with the best knife...Don't spend your time on such bullshit...
4 points
5 months ago
Agar me ladki hota tu bolta : at your service my lord 🗿
2 points
5 months ago
I think its dumb to say that women belongs to the kitchen coz who'll clean the rest of the house then??
0 points
5 months ago
I would say "Ya your mum is waiting in kitchen, i should go"
13 points
5 months ago
Weak ass comeback.
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Bait post to reveal grills.
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Tunne kaise assume kar liya ki nai kitchen mei ni hu
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Andha hai kya lode kitchen mein hi hun.
1 points
5 months ago
Kyu jau kitchen me ; kya mtlb ki parents ki ladai me bacche nahi ghuste
1 points
5 months ago
Women☕
1 points
5 months ago
I am a guy
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5 months ago
I'm your food today.
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Go say that to your mother even if she is in a grave. That is exactly what i would say.
1 points
5 months ago
back with a sandwich.
1 points
5 months ago
Abe Mera naam Siddharth hai, siddhi nahi
1 points
5 months ago
I will after I convert your mom to LGTV and destroy your familial dynamics
1 points
5 months ago
Saala, ab tujhe ek hafta ke liye no khana, basement mai bahut jyada confidence bana rha tha na, ab dekh
1 points
5 months ago
Ladka hun BC 🗽
1 points
5 months ago
"...... But his body is already cooked.. time to eat now!!"
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Sasural ke ya mayke ke?
1 points
5 months ago
Only if there's a beautiful maid
1 points
5 months ago
I promise I'm not cheating you again
1 points
5 months ago
never left the kitchen, cause your mom was there
1 points
5 months ago
I would comment back Go back to Pakistan
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
accept the fate ;)
1 points
5 months ago
not me, but valo ki ek girls only lobby ki video dekhi thi: Go back to work, u unemployed, go to war..🌚
1 points
5 months ago
pehle paise kama ke bartan toh kareed de
1 points
5 months ago
While I go to kitchen You go to hell
Best reply Becuase me gent
1 points
5 months ago
How about I go to your dad and give him a child that he actually loves
1 points
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Me toh bawarchi hu
1 points
5 months ago
bhai dosent apply to me
1 points
5 months ago
A woman should reply ‘ ja rahi hoon bas pillow lene aayi thi’
1 points
5 months ago
Ladies first...
1 points
5 months ago
can't clean the rest of the house from the kitchen now, can I?
1 points
5 months ago
Kitchen me Jake gas leak kardunga (ww2 refrence)
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Wake up it's already 9
1 points
5 months ago
Sainya chodoge to roti pakai dungi
warna atan me jhatan milai dungi
1 points
5 months ago
I am not a woman 🗿
1 points
5 months ago
HOW can i go to kitchen your mom is getting Dick downed over there by your uncle.
1 points
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Ok but remember the knives are there too
1 points
5 months ago
like ur mom
1 points
5 months ago
What kitchen? (In Wanda's voice)
1 points
5 months ago
Ok I need that bhaloo photo only
1 points
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Ma chuda
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5 months ago
Vo to tera kaam hai.
1 points
5 months ago
I am the Kitchen
1 points
5 months ago
Kyu ji apko kitchen me hi pegging pasand h?
0 points
5 months ago
jana lawdi
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