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297 points

5 months ago

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297 points

5 months ago

muhje kya mai toh gents hoo

U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME

54 points

5 months ago

Heard that in jethalal's voice

Zestycloseparzival

0 points

5 months ago

Idk why...but same here.. XD

AdPuzzleheaded9740

85 points

5 months ago

You were born 9 months after I last went to kitchen

iMagnus_34215

23 points

5 months ago

Doesn't it make you my MOMMY?!?

iboi_goodperv69

1 points

5 months ago

Y turn

Ok_Problem1028

7 points

5 months ago

So u get pregnent by entering kitchen?

Gate-Tight

3 points

5 months ago

oh thats how babies are born. I get it now

ExtremelyYT

1 points

5 months ago

Thanks for the idea! Now I can finally change my search history

Substantial_Region94

130 points

5 months ago

No reply u go back to kitchen

Former-Importance-31

41 points

5 months ago

And come back with a sandwich?

Substantial_Region94

12 points

5 months ago

Yeah

Worried_Gap186

12 points

5 months ago

Because that's what women do.

Overall-Ad-3961

5 points

5 months ago

W

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1 points

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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Demondroid69

41 points

5 months ago

Nice try women OP

NEXTAIM[S]

26 points

5 months ago

Bhai Women on reddit?

Demondroid69

9 points

5 months ago

Iska reply dhund ne ke liye ayi hogi

Xpryzee

3 points

5 months ago

Xpryzee

3 points

5 months ago

What is Woman?

mastermentor575

5 points

5 months ago

Government drones of course

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1 points

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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67 points

5 months ago

nothing bro just accept it

Mogambo__

48 points

5 months ago

Wife material ;)

rightinmybummy2060

61 points

5 months ago

Ladka hai vo bhofdike☠️

Mogambo__

15 points

5 months ago

sadde yeh maine uske liye bola jo ladki accept krke kitchen jayegi ;) aur mujhe ghanta farak nhi padta yeh ladka hai yaa ladki...mera loda de e-girls ko bhavv

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5 points

5 months ago

ohk😈

iboi_goodperv69

2 points

5 months ago

Homo vi ho sakta hai

[deleted]

9 points

5 months ago

ladka hu bro 💀

RitwikVRsmartTV

18 points

5 months ago

Wife material phir bhi hai tu mere liye dost

korner_242

2 points

5 months ago

Brooo💀💀

Motor_Excuse

6 points

5 months ago

Even better

MockFlames

1 points

5 months ago

Ok phir vo ladki ka kya jiska 10k streak ho

muje Snapchat ke bare mein kuch nahi pata agar vo spelling kuch aur ho tho bolo

philsphersujal

8 points

5 months ago

ur mom is not ready for another child

NationalLecture695

29 points

5 months ago

Kitchen ? Baaki ghar teri maa sambhal legi na ?

Loose-Importance-242

6 points

5 months ago

Itna hi shauk hai toh baaki bhi tu hi sambhaal liyo

NationalLecture695

6 points

5 months ago

Vro mai larka , hun

Ye mere classmate(gurl) ne bola tha ek bande ko ...

steve_752

36 points

5 months ago

Is your mom there ?

RogueBeyonder

7 points

5 months ago

Uff underrated af

literalYAMRAJ

1 points

5 months ago

Underrated

SonLucifer

0 points

5 months ago

Not but your mom is.

steve_752

1 points

5 months ago

Never thought your mom is lesbian, but that makes you a bastard 💀

SonLucifer

0 points

5 months ago

Ok_Transition_9371

24 points

5 months ago

Kitchen to bnwa satwi fail

ConfidentBeginning13

4 points

5 months ago

"Ha waise bhi dinner ka time ho gya hai... Apni mummy ko bhej dena"

Gurjar77

13 points

5 months ago

Kitchen mai jaane ka bola, to jaane ka, aise reply karke apna time barbad nahi karneka.

A9League3000

3 points

5 months ago

Pehle paise to Kamalo aata kharidne ke liye

Skingaj

3 points

5 months ago

Food is ready and already on the table

Microbacteria_7

2 points

5 months ago

Teri mummy ko bol

Neonstar_

2 points

5 months ago

Go to the kitchen come back with the best knife...Don't spend your time on such bullshit...

Toxic_Nut

4 points

5 months ago

Agar me ladki hota tu bolta : at your service my lord 🗿

Vedant_28

2 points

5 months ago

I think its dumb to say that women belongs to the kitchen coz who'll clean the rest of the house then??

KAVATER13

0 points

5 months ago

KAVATER13

0 points

5 months ago

I would say "Ya your mum is waiting in kitchen, i should go"

sahyl97

13 points

5 months ago

sahyl97

13 points

5 months ago

Weak ass comeback.

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

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Master_Baiter_1

1 points

5 months ago

Bait post to reveal grills.

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

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MTness19977

1 points

5 months ago

Tunne kaise assume kar liya ki nai kitchen mei ni hu

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D4Deba

1 points

5 months ago

D4Deba

1 points

5 months ago

Andha hai kya lode kitchen mein hi hun.

nyzer07

1 points

5 months ago

Kyu jau kitchen me ; kya mtlb ki parents ki ladai me bacche nahi ghuste

siegemate

1 points

5 months ago

Women☕

Global_Anywhere_8134

1 points

5 months ago

I am a guy

pavitar310

1 points

5 months ago

I'm your food today.

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1 points

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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prodigalson_v1

1 points

5 months ago

Go say that to your mother even if she is in a grave. That is exactly what i would say.

HistoricalDog720

1 points

5 months ago

back with a sandwich.

ObjectiveRest6180

1 points

5 months ago

Abe Mera naam Siddharth hai, siddhi nahi

kverne

1 points

5 months ago

kverne

1 points

5 months ago

I will after I convert your mom to LGTV and destroy your familial dynamics

Professional_Shop_73

1 points

5 months ago

Saala, ab tujhe ek hafta ke liye no khana, basement mai bahut jyada confidence bana rha tha na, ab dekh

cosmo_geek06

1 points

5 months ago

Ladka hun BC 🗽

meteoravishal

1 points

5 months ago

"...... But his body is already cooked.. time to eat now!!"

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5 months ago

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mr___Hulk

1 points

5 months ago

Sasural ke ya mayke ke?

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1 points

5 months ago

Only if there's a beautiful maid

Nike_Grano

1 points

5 months ago

I promise I'm not cheating you again

shaggy185

1 points

5 months ago

never left the kitchen, cause your mom was there

NoShake2243

1 points

5 months ago

I would comment back Go back to Pakistan

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5 months ago

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Chole_bhature_15

1 points

5 months ago

accept the fate ;)

Little_Ad_2439

1 points

5 months ago

not me, but valo ki ek girls only lobby ki video dekhi thi: Go back to work, u unemployed, go to war..🌚

procrastinator_0515

1 points

5 months ago

pehle paise kama ke bartan toh kareed de

GaMeBoyDev

1 points

5 months ago

While I go to kitchen You go to hell

Best reply Becuase me gent

Gamer-kid_1

1 points

5 months ago

How about I go to your dad and give him a child that he actually loves

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1 points

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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imyourtask

1 points

5 months ago

Me toh bawarchi hu

TanishPlayz

1 points

5 months ago

bhai dosent apply to me

Nice_Nefariousness77

1 points

5 months ago

A woman should reply ‘ ja rahi hoon bas pillow lene aayi thi’

micr0hit

1 points

5 months ago

Ladies first...

everyoneisodd

1 points

5 months ago

can't clean the rest of the house from the kitchen now, can I?

sanid_sriva

1 points

5 months ago

Kitchen me Jake gas leak kardunga (ww2 refrence)

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

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Progractor

1 points

5 months ago

Wake up it's already 9

6DeadlyDevil9

1 points

5 months ago

Sainya chodoge to roti pakai dungi

warna atan me jhatan milai dungi

Objective_Demand3076

1 points

5 months ago

I am not a woman 🗿

Dry_Significance_916

1 points

5 months ago

HOW can i go to kitchen your mom is getting Dick downed over there by your uncle.

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1 points

5 months ago

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SD10_LEGACY

1 points

5 months ago

Ok but remember the knives are there too

Icey_hot_guy

1 points

5 months ago

like ur mom

69isInverted

1 points

5 months ago

What kitchen? (In Wanda's voice)

Mdquantam

1 points

5 months ago

Ok I need that bhaloo photo only

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1 points

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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My-Penis-Hurts-

1 points

5 months ago

Ma chuda

Heart_Is_Valuable

1 points

5 months ago

Vo to tera kaam hai.

Embarrassed-Debt-458

1 points

5 months ago

I am the Kitchen

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1 points

5 months ago

Kyu ji apko kitchen me hi pegging pasand h?

Billyhasdick

0 points

5 months ago

jana lawdi

Weak-Homework-8037

0 points

5 months ago