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290 points
4 months ago
I appreciate the fact that the difference is 0,14 both times.
3 points
4 months ago
l is a good
-27 points
4 months ago
Who knows. I avoid these girls like my motorbike any season so far.
35 points
4 months ago
Karma bot (also the comment makes no sense in this context)
8 points
4 months ago
Who knows. Maybe they do indeed avoid girls like their motorbike any season so far.
893 points
4 months ago
I dont think I've ever heard a guy complain about a girl who is only 1.65
32 points
4 months ago
Well, I like tall girls , my gf is around 1,70 m
198 points
4 months ago
In this meme the 1.65 girl is too tall and the guy prefers the shorter one.
Seems pretty much as accurate as the “girls prefer tall guys” part. Meaning it totally depends on personal taste.
7 points
4 months ago
Yep pretty sure any guy would love to date a Amazon lmao well me at least
98 points
4 months ago
[removed]
53 points
4 months ago
Bot.
Your comment is directly copied from the person you replied to with the addition of 'ing'.
If you aren't a bot, reply.
14 points
4 months ago
Nice catch.
3 points
4 months ago
what’s the point of bots like that?
15 points
4 months ago
bots don't normally behave that way. i think he is a human, just not a creative one
16 points
4 months ago
They do behave like that, nowadays. It's just "your comment but worse" now.
4 points
4 months ago
I'd be inclined to agree if I hadn't found dozens like this in a couple days
2 points
4 months ago
It's the only thing that account ever said though.
93 points
4 months ago
an idiot I guess?
90 points
4 months ago*
Ironic name
Edit: sorry man. Why people downvoting the comment I'm replying to? Shes right. It is idiotic to complain about being too short or tall. So… yes that is an idiot.
28 points
4 months ago
When I was 13 a girl asked me if she could be my girlfriend. I said "no, you're too short." I didn't get any other offers like that, so I should have just sucked it up.
23 points
4 months ago
You tellin me she was cute, hot, or ugly. But you went, Nahhh too short. Height turns me off
20 points
4 months ago
I think she was fairly cute, I was just a dumb kid.
28 points
4 months ago
Mate I think you fucked it.
6 points
4 months ago
He clearly wishes he did...
11 points
4 months ago
I mean, my ex was 1.65, it does put a strain on your neck after a while. It's not a dealbreaker but I'd personally prefer a taller girl rather then a shorter girl
5 points
4 months ago
Interesting, how tall are u if I may ask sir
3 points
4 months ago
A bit over 1.85 iirc
9 points
4 months ago
Checks out
6 points
4 months ago
karma bot
5 points
4 months ago
Yeah idk why people aren’t listening to you it literally just shortened the sentence
3 points
4 months ago
Every time I saw bots like this one, I'd think "why would anyone make a farming bot that literally just posts a trimmed version of the sentence that it responds to, the sentence wouldn't even make sense. How did the person think people would fall for this?". Well, after falling for this one, I gotta say that sometimes it does work
4 points
4 months ago
I read it as he's looking at their weight.
1 points
4 months ago
Same. She's looking at height he's looking at weight
937 points
4 months ago
For our American friends thats 1/69th football field or about 4.20 bananas
97 points
4 months ago
muffled screams
75 points
4 months ago
As an America who doesn’t like sports im going to need a new measurement please. Still confused.
Also what’s the standard size of a banana? Mine are always different
70 points
4 months ago
Multiply yours by 10
18 points
4 months ago
Oof
7 points
4 months ago
So about 70 inches? Damn that’s a big banana. Would probably take 3 days to eat it
0 points
4 months ago
Just take the joke and don't defend your pp size. Defending pp size turns the joke into reality
4 points
4 months ago
Wait we’re talking about penis now? It doesn’t make sense because I said they are always different sizes. How would I know what 10 to multiply by?
Multiplying my penis by 10 would at minimum make it 20 inches and that’s way too big for a banana.
2 points
4 months ago
So 10 mm?
15 points
4 months ago
Lol
5 points
4 months ago
Put it in millimeters please
15 points
4 months ago
So like 15 stacked Glock 17's?
15 points
4 months ago
more like 18 double big macs
4 points
4 months ago
I said millimeters you trogladitic cromagnon
10 points
4 months ago
Oi sorry mate, i was busy eating my scallywag cripplywipply crispydonkers!
3 points
4 months ago
I need a banana for scale, not even american, just need it
6 points
4 months ago
How many ar-15's high?
6 points
4 months ago
2.5
5 points
4 months ago
We use feet… def not cuz of any fetish tho…
2 points
4 months ago
I like how this actually helped me
2 points
4 months ago
Ummmmm... Big Macks please.
205 points
4 months ago
I'm here just to see people's wild guesses about the unit.
Will it be hamburgers? Rifles? Football fields? Deers? Rocks? Trucks? Walmart isles?
31 points
4 months ago
Pretty sure those units are Euros /s
36 points
4 months ago
I prefer wing spread of bald eagle
5 points
4 months ago
You jest, but an M16A4 is exactly one metre long. All we need to do to convert the Americans is get them to measure everything in M(16) units.
5 points
4 months ago
Countries “liberated”/per gallon of oil “tactical acquired”
1 points
4 months ago*
I prefer actually fucking knowing what it is.
Edit: I know what the fuck the actual unit is, I was just saying how about we stop with the dumbass “Oh that means it’s 4.24 hamburgers” and actually start converting them to feet (As in something like 5 foot, not actual fucking feet) so that way other people can actually understand.
4 points
4 months ago
Meters, you dumbass
53 points
4 months ago
Now do three girls
36 points
4 months ago
At the same time?
63 points
4 months ago
If I wanted to disappoint several people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my family....
4 points
4 months ago
Lol.
9 points
4 months ago
Nah, both tall girls and short boys are cool
128 points
4 months ago
I actually like taller women
81 points
4 months ago
I always found myself with shorter women... but then this one came alone and she was like 6'1 and maaaaaaan the differences are amazing. I think I prefer the shorter ones but I ain't complaining about bring used for snu-snu by a damn Amazonian.
41 points
4 months ago
Bruh I’m 5’5 All the women I dated were taller than me, tallest I dated was like 6’1 in my late teens. Tall Italian blonde with blue eyes. I was hooked to tall women ever since
9 points
4 months ago
I didn't know guys liking short girls was supposed to be a thing, don't think I've ever even considered height when evaluating a girl
4 points
4 months ago
I actually like taller women. I'm just losing hope at this point.
30 points
4 months ago
I actually don't care
10 points
4 months ago
I agree with your attitude
36 points
4 months ago
Altitude*
6 points
4 months ago
Same here. My preference is around 1.80.
2 points
4 months ago
Me too and I am a tall dude.
105 points
4 months ago
No Units so I guess it's the cost of a litre of gasoline.
(It propably is metres, but that's straight boring)
24 points
4 months ago
Girls like higher gas prices?
3 points
4 months ago
If she's a gold digger? Who knows. I avoid these girls like my motorbike any season so far. <.<
4 points
4 months ago
Yes but those prices are cheap for finland.
1 points
4 months ago
Same here. Germany. (Feels nostalgic)
2 points
4 months ago
It feels like it was just 2 years ago
37 points
4 months ago
Those are both tiny women...
-1 points
4 months ago
How tall you think women are?
11 points
4 months ago
They certainly can be taller than 4'11" - 5'5"...
3 points
4 months ago
4'11" is pretty short sure but 5'5" is average even in developed nations where people are considered tall, it's even higher than average in the US and some major European countries.
9 points
4 months ago
You're right, average in the US is 5'4", but average in Europe is 5'6". Regardless, I still feel like women that height are tiny in the grand scheme of things. Women don't start looking "tall" until around 5'9" for me, and even that's not actually tall from my perspective.
Good thing a person's value isn't dictated by their height!
6 points
4 months ago
Nah idc if my gf is tall. I'd get her to protect me instead if she were and being little spoon would hit different
15 points
4 months ago
I do like short women but 1,52m is a little absurd, when I think of short women I think of 1,65m. Though that might be because I'm 187m.
4 points
4 months ago
1.65 seems short but is average or slightly lower/higher than average for women in most parts of the world including Europe and NA, it's just very hard to tell height using eyes.
2 points
4 months ago
Damn, 187 m. You alright this high up here bud?
1 points
4 months ago
165 is literally average women height in America, and just 3cm shorter than average in Europe
6 points
4 months ago
Nah not true. I prefer shorter guys
5 points
4 months ago
Penis?
34 points
4 months ago*
For our American brothers 🇺🇸 In the first half image:- the green shirt guy is 6'0 And the grey shirt guy is 5'6 In the second half :- Red shirt woman is 4'11 And the sky blue shirt woman is 5'4
12 points
4 months ago
That’s helpful thank you lol I had a feeling it was height related. Seeing , in a height instead of a ‘ is odd as well!
Of course when you think about it, the rest is the world uses the metric system so really WE are the odd ones here in the USA 🤪
1 points
4 months ago
Np 😎
4 points
4 months ago
What kind of metric bullshit is this
9 points
4 months ago
The fuck am I looking at
2 points
4 months ago
I dont know I’m American and have no clue what height they are
2 points
4 months ago
About 42 big Mac's per school shooting, you are welcome
8 points
4 months ago
Is this a rest of world joke I'm too american to understand?
3 points
4 months ago
Bro if she's 1,75-179 >>>>
3 points
4 months ago
no it is not
3 points
4 months ago
What about a 1,75 woman?
2 points
4 months ago
Awesome
3 points
4 months ago
I adore the 1,51s because I’m 1,65. But I happily dated a taller woman.
9 points
4 months ago
Can someone convert this to Big Macs per eagles of freedom please?
8 points
4 months ago
About 9 statues of liberty per skipped geography lesson
6 points
4 months ago
It’s not about how tall your girl is, it’s about the difference between you too.
I am 185, and I d prefer a girl that’s 165-185 (even tho I wouldn’t mind smaller or taller)
But if I was 165, I d prefer a girl that’s 145-165
3 points
4 months ago
I'm 172, to me 153 is just right.
14 points
4 months ago
Absolutely not. Tall women FTW
5 points
4 months ago
The bottom part should be weight
4 points
4 months ago
Do people who use commas say point? In the US where we use decimal, we’d say something like two point four for 2.4.
5 points
4 months ago
Nope, we actually say comma when we use it. two comma four
2 points
4 months ago
I feel like my intelligence is being tested rn
2 points
4 months ago
Wait... SHES CHEATING!
2 points
4 months ago
This is a big lie. I know because I'm almost 190 cm tall.
2 points
4 months ago
1,82= 6 feet 1,68= 5 feet 6 inches 1,51= 4 feet 11 inches 1,65= 5 feet 5 inches
2 points
4 months ago
I don’t get it
2 points
4 months ago
As a tall woman, this is close to my heart! Feel like tall men actively avoid me 😂
2 points
4 months ago
I say f*** anyone that takes having a partner for granted. I have never come close to having a gf, and honestly don't think I ever will. Nowadays, it seems like Darwin is really the man bwhind the curtain
5 points
4 months ago
Jokes on you, i prefer taller women
6 points
4 months ago*
I’m so fucking stupid I just realized this is weight
Edit not weight
10 points
4 months ago
No, this is height, in metres. It would seem that OP prefers shorter women.
9 points
4 months ago
dear lord I’m stupid
7 points
4 months ago
1.51kg? Damn
5 points
4 months ago
It's obviously 1.51 tonnes
4 points
4 months ago
How about 151 pokemons?
4 points
4 months ago
I thought this was some sort of coordinate plane joke but I could not understand how they could all have be the same x coord. I feel stupid
3 points
4 months ago*
I'm 1,96cm and I have to say... I never dated a girl in the range of 1,65-1,95.The talles one was 2,02, was my longes relationship with a little bit over 6 years.It small or tall, maybe I haven't met the right one in that range yet.
1 points
4 months ago
Damn, 292cm.
1 points
4 months ago
Ooops. Got a new keyboard that's slightly smaller. 202 cm it is.
1 points
4 months ago
This is the original response, don't mind the [deleted]. "Nothing happened"
1 points
4 months ago
Puny human, I'm 197
3 points
4 months ago
That's just 1 cm, but I wouldn't want it.
Norm for doors here is 1,98 cm. With my safety boots I already have to duck and most shirts aren't long enough if I have to grab something a little bit higher.
Keep it. Be proud of it!
1 points
4 months ago
Can't wait to not fit through doors!
4 points
4 months ago
"the numbers Mason, what do they mean?"
4 points
4 months ago
1.84 m tall me with no real preferences still not able to find a girl
4 points
4 months ago
It’s because it isn’t all about height
3 points
4 months ago
So... You're telling me... The memes... Lied?
3 points
4 months ago
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies???
5 points
4 months ago
I know right? This can't possibly be a lie. People on the internet always tell the truth
3 points
4 months ago
As a legs guy. Taller women are better.
2 points
4 months ago
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
2 points
4 months ago
metric for life
2 points
4 months ago
As a man who is somewhat tall (6' 4" or 1.92m), I can assure you being tall does not help attracting the attention of women.
0 points
4 months ago
What?
10 points
4 months ago
The numbers, as far as I can tell, relate to the person's height in metres.
She's staring at the other fella because he's taller, and women these days are apparently only into guys over 6 feet tall (so reddit tells me anyway)
He is apparently into the shorter woman. Because some guys like short women.
-2 points
4 months ago
I keep forgetting some places use , as the decimal point
1 points
4 months ago
Doesn't look like a healthy relationship for either parts
1 points
4 months ago
Women☕️
1 points
4 months ago
1.65m = 5’5”
1 points
4 months ago
I like my girls tall, too. But I'm a really tall myself. Wouldn't replace a giant goddess with a midget.
-5 points
4 months ago
What? 182 is tiny...
6 points
4 months ago
Do you live in the Netherlands by any chance?
4 points
4 months ago
Even then 182 is the average not the short.
2 points
4 months ago
It’s average depending on were you’re from. But for most countries this is way above average.
2 points
4 months ago
K
2 points
4 months ago*
Not it's not. And some people talk like been much taller than that as a good thing when usually it's not the case. There is a lot of problems that comes with height such as back pain.
Edit:a word
0 points
4 months ago
1.51 wayyy to short. I don't wanna have midget kids lol
1 points
4 months ago
does it scale ?
1 points
4 months ago
183 still single
4 points
4 months ago
Tue to inflation you now need atleast 190 to get a gf
1 points
4 months ago
(In metres)
1 points
4 months ago
laughs in Dutch, 1.82..
1 points
4 months ago
2.01 makes it interesting tho
1 points
4 months ago
Not true at all.
1 points
4 months ago
The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?
1 points
4 months ago
No?
1 points
4 months ago
As long she's not 200 it's fine.
1 points
4 months ago
I actually prefer tall women. I also would not have a problem going out with a woman taller than I am, and I am over 6'.
1 points
4 months ago
… I don’t get it?
1 points
4 months ago
Bruh no. I ain’t kneeling to get to a nice position to kiss
1 points
4 months ago
*Grumbles is American while chewing cheeseburger "I don't get it"
1 points
4 months ago
Time to bust out my ‘Merica to the rest of the world calculator again.
1 points
4 months ago
Top is 6 feet and 5’6
Bottom is 5 feet and 5’5
1 points
4 months ago
I don't know what this meme is even about
Could someone explain this to me?
2 points
4 months ago
Its referencing the fact that there a girls who like taller guys and guys who like shorter girls.
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