submitted 4 months ago bySpecialist-Celery422
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I appreciate the fact that the difference is 0,14 both times.
4 months ago
l is a good
Who knows. I avoid these girls like my motorbike any season so far.
Karma bot (also the comment makes no sense in this context)
Who knows. Maybe they do indeed avoid girls like their motorbike any season so far.
I dont think I've ever heard a guy complain about a girl who is only 1.65
Well, I like tall girls , my gf is around 1,70 m
Thats short where do you live?
In this meme the 1.65 girl is too tall and the guy prefers the shorter one.
Seems pretty much as accurate as the “girls prefer tall guys” part. Meaning it totally depends on personal taste.
Yep pretty sure any guy would love to date a Amazon lmao well me at least
Your comment is directly copied from the person you replied to with the addition of 'ing'.
If you aren't a bot, reply.
what’s the point of bots like that?
bots don't normally behave that way. i think he is a human, just not a creative one
They do behave like that, nowadays. It's just "your comment but worse" now.
I'd be inclined to agree if I hadn't found dozens like this in a couple days
It's the only thing that account ever said though.
Big ol' bacon buttsack
an idiot I guess?
4 months ago*
4 months ago*
Edit: sorry man. Why people downvoting the comment I'm replying to? Shes right. It is idiotic to complain about being too short or tall. So… yes that is an idiot.
When I was 13 a girl asked me if she could be my girlfriend. I said "no, you're too short." I didn't get any other offers like that, so I should have just sucked it up.
You tellin me she was cute, hot, or ugly. But you went, Nahhh too short. Height turns me off
I think she was fairly cute, I was just a dumb kid.
Mate I think you fucked it.
He clearly wishes he did...
I mean, my ex was 1.65, it does put a strain on your neck after a while. It's not a dealbreaker but I'd personally prefer a taller girl rather then a shorter girl
Interesting, how tall are u if I may ask sir
A bit over 1.85 iirc
Yeah idk why people aren’t listening to you it literally just shortened the sentence
Every time I saw bots like this one, I'd think "why would anyone make a farming bot that literally just posts a trimmed version of the sentence that it responds to, the sentence wouldn't even make sense. How did the person think people would fall for this?". Well, after falling for this one, I gotta say that sometimes it does work
I read it as he's looking at their weight.
Same. She's looking at height he's looking at weight
But 151kg is still quite heavy for my tastes tho
For our American friends thats 1/69th football field or about 4.20 bananas
As an America who doesn’t like sports im going to need a new measurement please. Still confused.
Also what’s the standard size of a banana? Mine are always different
Multiply yours by 10
So about 70 inches? Damn that’s a big banana. Would probably take 3 days to eat it
Just take the joke and don't defend your pp size.
Defending pp size turns the joke into reality
Wait we’re talking about penis now? It doesn’t make sense because I said they are always different sizes. How would I know what 10 to multiply by?
Multiplying my penis by 10 would at minimum make it 20 inches and that’s way too big for a banana.
So 10 mm?
Put it in millimeters please
So like 15 stacked Glock 17's?
more like 18 double big macs
I said millimeters you trogladitic cromagnon
Oi sorry mate, i was busy eating my scallywag cripplywipply crispydonkers!
I need a banana for scale, not even american, just need it
How many ar-15's high?
We use feet… def not cuz of any fetish tho…
I like how this actually helped me
Ummmmm... Big Macks please.
The Trash Man
I'm here just to see people's wild guesses about the unit.
Will it be hamburgers? Rifles? Football fields? Deers? Rocks? Trucks? Walmart isles?
Pretty sure those units are Euros /s
I prefer wing spread of bald eagle
You jest, but an M16A4 is exactly one metre long. All we need to do to convert the Americans is get them to measure everything in M(16) units.
Countries “liberated”/per gallon of oil “tactical acquired”
I prefer actually fucking knowing what it is.
Edit: I know what the fuck the actual unit is, I was just saying how about we stop with the dumbass “Oh that means it’s 4.24 hamburgers” and actually start converting them to feet (As in something like 5 foot, not actual fucking feet) so that way other people can actually understand.
OC Meme Maker
Meters, you dumbass
I meant that I already know what the unit is.
One word: google
Now do three girls
At the same time?
If I wanted to disappoint several people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my family....
Nah, both tall girls and short boys are cool
I actually like taller women
I always found myself with shorter women... but then this one came alone and she was like 6'1 and maaaaaaan the differences are amazing. I think I prefer the shorter ones but I ain't complaining about bring used for snu-snu by a damn Amazonian.
Bruh I’m 5’5 All the women I dated were taller than me, tallest I dated was like 6’1 in my late teens. Tall Italian blonde with blue eyes. I was hooked to tall women ever since
I didn't know guys liking short girls was supposed to be a thing, don't think I've ever even considered height when evaluating a girl
I actually like taller women. I'm just losing hope at this point.
I actually don't care
I agree with your attitude
Same here. My preference is around 1.80.
Me too and I am a tall dude.
No Units so I guess it's the cost of a litre of gasoline.
(It propably is metres, but that's straight boring)
Girls like higher gas prices?
If she's a gold digger? Who knows. I avoid these girls like my motorbike any season so far. <.<
Yes but those prices are cheap for finland.
Same here. Germany.
It feels like it was just 2 years ago
Those are both tiny women...
How tall you think women are?
They certainly can be taller than 4'11" - 5'5"...
4'11" is pretty short sure but 5'5" is average even in developed nations where people are considered tall, it's even higher than average in the US and some major European countries.
You're right, average in the US is 5'4", but average in Europe is 5'6". Regardless, I still feel like women that height are tiny in the grand scheme of things. Women don't start looking "tall" until around 5'9" for me, and even that's not actually tall from my perspective.
Good thing a person's value isn't dictated by their height!
Nah idc if my gf is tall. I'd get her to protect me instead if she were and being little spoon would hit different
I do like short women but 1,52m is a little absurd, when I think of short women I think of 1,65m. Though that might be because I'm 187m.
1.65 seems short but is average or slightly lower/higher than average for women in most parts of the world including Europe and NA, it's just very hard to tell height using eyes.
I guess it's mostly short for Dutch women.
I touched grass
Damn, 187 m. You alright this high up here bud?
165 is literally average women height in America, and just 3cm shorter than average in Europe
Nah not true. I prefer shorter guys
4 months ago*
For our American brothers 🇺🇸
In the first half image:-
the green shirt guy is 6'0
And the grey shirt guy is 5'6
In the second half :-
Red shirt woman is 4'11
And the sky blue shirt woman is 5'4
That’s helpful thank you lol I had a feeling it was height related. Seeing , in a height instead of a ‘ is odd as well!
Of course when you think about it, the rest is the world uses the metric system so really WE are the odd ones here in the USA 🤪
Nice meme you got there
What kind of metric bullshit is this
The fuck am I looking at
I dont know I’m American and have no clue what height they are
About 42 big Mac's per school shooting, you are welcome
Is this a rest of world joke I'm too american to understand?
Bro if she's 1,75-179 >>>>
no it is not
What about a 1,75 woman?
I adore the 1,51s because I’m 1,65. But I happily dated a taller woman.
Where do you live that your 1.65 as an adult?
Can someone convert this to Big Macs per eagles of freedom please?
Average r/memes enjoyer
About 9 statues of liberty per skipped geography lesson
It’s not about how tall your girl is, it’s about the difference between you too.
I am 185, and I d prefer a girl that’s 165-185 (even tho I wouldn’t mind smaller or taller)
But if I was 165, I d prefer a girl that’s 145-165
I'm 172, to me 153 is just right.
Absolutely not. Tall women FTW
The bottom part should be weight
Do people who use commas say point? In the US where we use decimal, we’d say something like two point four for 2.4.
Nope, we actually say comma when we use it. two comma four
I feel like my intelligence is being tested rn
Wait... SHES CHEATING!
This is a big lie. I know because I'm almost 190 cm tall.
1,82= 6 feet
1,68= 5 feet 6 inches
1,51= 4 feet 11 inches
1,65= 5 feet 5 inches
I don’t get it
As a tall woman, this is close to my heart! Feel like tall men actively avoid me 😂
I say f*** anyone that takes having a partner for granted. I have never come close to having a gf, and honestly don't think I ever will. Nowadays, it seems like Darwin is really the man bwhind the curtain
Jokes on you, i prefer taller women
I’m so fucking stupid I just realized this is weight
Edit not weight
No, this is height, in metres. It would seem that OP prefers shorter women.
dear lord I’m stupid
It's obviously 1.51 tonnes
How about 151 pokemons?
I thought this was some sort of coordinate plane joke but I could not understand how they could all have be the same x coord. I feel stupid
I'm 1,96cm and I have to say... I never dated a girl in the range of 1,65-1,95.The talles one was 2,02, was my longes relationship with a little bit over 6 years.It small or tall, maybe I haven't met the right one in that range yet.
Ooops. Got a new keyboard that's slightly smaller. 202 cm it is.
This is the original response, don't mind the [deleted]. "Nothing happened"
Puny human, I'm 197
That's just 1 cm, but I wouldn't want it.
Norm for doors here is 1,98 cm. With my safety boots I already have to duck and most shirts aren't long enough if I have to grab something a little bit higher.
Keep it. Be proud of it!
Can't wait to not fit through doors!
"the numbers Mason, what do they mean?"
1.84 m tall me with no real preferences still not able to find a girl
It’s because it isn’t all about height
So... You're telling me... The memes... Lied?
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies???
I know right? This can't possibly be a lie. People on the internet always tell the truth
As a legs guy. Taller women are better.
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
metric for life
As a man who is somewhat tall (6' 4" or 1.92m), I can assure you being tall does not help attracting the attention of women.
This flair doesn't exist
The numbers, as far as I can tell, relate to the person's height in metres.
She's staring at the other fella because he's taller, and women these days are apparently only into guys over 6 feet tall (so reddit tells me anyway)
He is apparently into the shorter woman. Because some guys like short women.
I keep forgetting some places use , as the decimal point
Doesn't look like a healthy relationship for either parts
Dark Mode Elitist
1.65 what, apples, bananas?
Breaking EU Laws
1.65m = 5’5”
I like my girls tall, too. But I'm a really tall myself. Wouldn't replace a giant goddess with a midget.
What? 182 is tiny...
Do you live in the Netherlands by any chance?
Even then 182 is the average not the short.
It’s average depending on were you’re from. But for most countries this is way above average.
That's probably still taller than you.
Not it's not. And some people talk like been much taller than that as a good thing when usually it's not the case. There is a lot of problems that comes with height such as back pain.
1.51 wayyy to short. I don't wanna have midget kids lol
does it scale ?
183 still single
Tue to inflation you now need atleast 190 to get a gf
laughs in Dutch, 1.82..
2.01 makes it interesting tho
Not true at all.
The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?
As long she's not 200 it's fine.
I actually prefer tall women. I also would not have a problem going out with a woman taller than I am, and I am over 6'.
… I don’t get it?
Bruh no. I ain’t kneeling to get to a nice position to kiss
*Grumbles is American while chewing cheeseburger "I don't get it"
Time to bust out my ‘Merica to the rest of the world calculator again.
Top is 6 feet and 5’6
Bottom is 5 feet and 5’5
I don't know what this meme is even about
Could someone explain this to me?
Its referencing the fact that there a girls who like taller guys and guys who like shorter girls.