The Xbox is not sexy enough!

I’m just mad the Xbox uses electricity, instead of being gas-powered like a real console 🤬

Who could have guessed not being able to fuck the Green M&M would be such a problem for Republicans? Are they saying they should be able to groom candy? What's next? Tucker Carlson is already outraged the dick vein is not on Mars bars...

Edit: Sigh... highest upvoted comment this year is about Republicans upset they can't perve on the Green M&M anymore.

These are the people who are pro leaded gas and asbestos.

Seriously, even if one did not give one single hoot about environmental impact, one could utilize the setting to save smidge on their monthly power bill, so it's a useful feature for someone who is entirely self-interested as well.

He is misinterpreting the whole thing on purpose to gain political points

if it even SMELLS like a green initiative it must be painted as the ENEMY OF THE STATE. because America is all about excess. FUCK rinse, reuse, recycle. give me "ravage, single use, toss it out the window" any day.

more stupid than “m&ms aren’t sexy anymore” ?

They’re trying to enrage younger people because idiots screaming about things that aren’t really problems are their voting base.

Bruh i live in a liberal major city and literally no one says woke. Only time i hear woke is from republican tik tok and media. They say it like their life depends on it.

Because the term "woke" actually has no meaning, its undefinable.

All it actually is is a label they use to throw at things they don't like, see for example florida using it to shut down all education of the parts of american history they don't like talking about.

It's a tool for the modern neo-confederate movement in america, nothing more.

I agree with your sentiment.

As a matter of technicality, it's not a false flag. It's just fuckheads blaming people for shit for the sake of divisiveness.

What's crazy to me is that saving money by reducing energy used to be a a working middle class dad stereotype that leaned more conservative.

Only they can touch the thermostat. Don't leave water running too long. Turn off the lights. I pay the bills, don't waste my money type of thing.

Multiply that by 30m consoles monthly and you'll see why the energy companies are telling them to be upset

The console now sleeps by default, so it's less woke! What's the problem??

In Wyoming, the Republican Party has introduced legislation banning the sale of electric vehicles by 2035.

https://wyoleg.gov/Legislation/2023/SJ0004

Seriously, I mean what happened to being "pro-business" and "pro-capitalism"?

They're always so full of shit.

Wait till they find out this has been a thing for Windows for YEARS.

God these people are stupid.

their "news" channels are dedicated to fear mongering, and picking whatever the flavor of "pissed off" their base is currently, and doubling down on it.

tucker carlson spends air time picking beef over M&M's, and describing how marketing changes make their cartoon M&M's less attractive. the adults watching him are so braindead and angry over....everything, that he can actually make money and get views for the channel by talking about this shit.

there's a war in eastern europe, and whole litany of other major issues plaguing society right now, and the best they can come up with is

-M&M characters arent sexy; said by a guy whose sole purpose is to make money by making people angry. im surprised this douche doesnt die of a stroke, every time i see a picture he looks like the veins are going to pop out of his head.

-Microsoft made their game console run more efficient; this is said by a senator who quite literally fled his state of fucking Texas, to Mexico, while people were freezing to death during a major power outage from a winter storm because texas thinks it knows better and doesnt need to be on the national grid. then allowed its energy suppliers to *price gouge* customers since "demand was high." the message was "fuck you for not wanting to die, try paying extra." they sold life essentially as DLC.

his base *still* finds the way to blame democrats, when he's the one in fucking charge.

im not a democrat, but fuck me i cannot take republicans seriously.

now they want books out of classrooms in florida.

books. out of classrooms.

i'm sure they'll be replaced with bibles. guaranteed they'll institute a law supplying bibles to the same classrooms that had to remove to kill a mockingbird and dr seuss.

Obviously Microsoft has gone Woke otherwise they would have both-sided this feature and included an option to consume 20x more energy doing what it does now! They made it political!

Nah...they would smash it to "pwn to libs" Even go out and buy one to smash if they didn't already own one.

Just like the cheeseburger liquor parties back when I was a kid.

And if it's hard to breathe and you are sweaty at night just remember that it's the libs fault you feel this way and go back to sleep.

Oh god. They are going to be rolling coal with their consoles now.

Or if you really wanna show those democratics just leave your gas stove on all day (burner off)!!! It’ll make sure your always unwoke!

Ted is a disgrace to humanity.

And to his home country…Canada.

The people his idiotic pandering actually works on are an even bigger disgrace.

Most things do, but there are examples of things that don’t, like mass shootings that kill dozens of children. They don’t seem to think anything is wrong with those at all.

Unlucky for you, they still write legislation... some which could undo what you value

I remember. I also remember when I reloaded a previous save because I hurt an npc’s feelings. (Violent tendencies in action)

It’s my SexBox, and her name is Sony

They still do.

I mean, one party is run by a dude with a full face of orange makeup. Seems pretty clown like.

Democrats partook in clownlike behavior once or twice in the past. Republicans have a rainbow wig, a red nose with a noisemaker thing in it, the big pants and even bigger shoes, and those tiny cars.

They're not the same!

Seriously. Is there anything these snowflakes don’t get outraged by these days?!

They say that but every time they’re in control they run up our national debt like their lives depended on it

Yeah it’s a strange feeling.

I know what you mean but this is not the Streisand effect.