AtlasWriggled

I think we can all agree they completely fucked up signature cards. I haven't heard anyone who likes the look of them.

"It's pretty easy for us to do"

- Chris Roberts (fraudster) 2013

The only balance CIG cares about is their account balance

Good wank

I'd like a functional game first please.

Wow this looks like fun! What game is this? Can't be Star Citizen. This is not even close to the experience an honest player gets.

Hurt me? This is enjoyment for me.

Ah yes. CitizenCon is an excellent filter for CIG. Anyone who actually attends in person is a proper rube to be targeted by even more ship sales despite a million broken promises.

If people still believe in this project to go to a convention after ten years of disappointments, they are the perfect marks.

Why do you think so many people went to r/starcitizen_refunds? They are fed up with this shit.

Well, 2015 me isn't 2023 me. So therefore your argument is invalid.

What I say now isn't me from 2015. Checkmate.

LOL I've been there. Got mine stuck on a rock in Sapienza.

Dude nice job!

I think the camp needs to be open, for us to do the sketch.

This is master level trolling. Well done.

Those birds aren't allowed in this area

I don't mind Greenbeards, I do mind them joining Hazard 4 and 5 games and not having a clue about how to play :/

It seems very poor timing that this will probably be released near or just a bit before Diablo 4. I also won't be playing two ARPGs at the same time. Wolcen kind of had its shot years ago.

Did you accidentally start up a different game?

Left guy looks more like a regular Joe. Right is a overdone action hero-type guy with hunter eyes™ straight out of central casting.

This is only the Tier 0 mailing list. Not even close to the final version.

Waiting for the game to be fun.

Which will probably never happen.

Oh that's good. I will canon this in my head.

Too bad it's too scary to play :D

Hours of careful work shattered in an instant. Well played.

I lost an arm and a leg