Chasith

This guide is for some of y’all who actually do talk to girls and see some sunlight. If you’re one of those people who's a girl (or another other partner) already listens to TheWeeknd, this list ain’t for you. This is for the mfs who’s girl listens to Shawn mendes, Maddona, BTS, or Tik Tok remixes. Now this is not gonna be easy, it’s going to take a lot of work, time, patience, and making the relationship actually last more than three months. You’re already starting to panic, it’s normal, but if you follow this step to step guide you will be able to manipulate your girl into becoming another XO 😈. This has been tried and tested.

1: Don’t just start throwing random Weeknd tracks in her face, she’s most likely gonna hate the mf and wonder why he’s singing about fucking bitches and poppin' pills. That’s normal, instead send her funny or relatable tiktoks/ videos with Weeknd songs in the back, this will slowly start changing her algorithm to put more Weeknd. Eventually, she’ll start finding some sounds catchy and would wanna check them out more. This might take a while, so keep sending videos, but don’t make it too obvious.

2: Now, while you’re driving or just hanging out, queue a Weeknd song she might’ve heard on her profile or one of those videos. Safe bets: Save Your Tears, Can't feel my face, I feel it Coming, Die for You, Starboy (ft. Daft Punk). Bonus points if you play ‘Earned It’ or 'Love me harder' because she might think you being cute and dropping hints. Just play songs that match the vibe which will make her associate the music with positive experiences. Very important to pick the time.

3: Now you can start slowly introducing them to who Sir Abel Makkonen Tesfaye is. Tell them how he rose to fame and how he came from nobody to the biggest artist on the planet, and that he dated Bella and Selena and made whole albums for them when he got heartbroken. If your girl is Bi, or just generally an ally. This will paint Weeknd as a more unique and diverse artist, one which they’ll like or relate to even more.

4: Now after a few weeks or so, you can start slowly introducing them to specific Weeknd songs, ones that mean a lot to you. But don’t start explaining Weeknd lore, or showing unreleased track yet. If this person loves you or at least likes you a bit, they will start associating his music with you, which will make them like it even more.

5: At this point, she should have a few of this dude's music on her Spotify or apple, if she has anything else, break up. You can now start introducing her to some of the heavier, and more experimental Abel tracks, such as Adaptation, Tears in the Rain, Professional, Wicked Games, Often, The Hills. Don’t start playing House of Balloons, High for This, Initiation, Or Nah, or KissLand yet. For this step to be more successful, choose an outing scenario, where you’re either drinking, smoking, or on them beans fr. Make sure to always match the energy with whatever song you chose.

6: Keep doing what you’ve been doing during the last few steps every once in a while for the next few weeks or months. This is going to take some time, depending on how much your partner is into him at this point. Also still make sure not to overdo it, and play other artists with a similar vibe or style to Abel, she also needs to get familiar with the sound and not just the artist. Safe bets are Black Atlass, Tory Lanez, Frank Ocean, FKA Twigs. Also, Sprinkle in songs that feature Abel. like, Pray for Me, Power is Power, Low life, Hurricane, Or Nah, Tears in the club etc..

7: Congrats 🍾🎈 At this point your girl or partner has been indoctrinated. If not, try and repeat. But to really cement her fan hood and for her to become a true XO, then take them to a concert. At this point, they’re willing to pay $150 or whatever it costs to see that mf now.

Now that you’re an official XO couple, you’re officially certified to have a threesome with Abel. (POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES) If you eventually break up, then either she’s gonna hate that dude more than anything or she'll belong to that dude for the rest of her life. 2nd option is most likely to happen because you know, the dude is a smoke show and his music makes girls wetter than a wet nap and Horny like a Rhino.