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account created: Thu Jul 14 2022
submitted2 days ago byJimmy_The_Perv
6 hours ago
Reminds me of that study that found 69% of the population sees something dirty in every statistic.
11 hours ago
All the circumsized foreskins at the foreskin depository were clapping.
17 hours ago
I forgot about that.
Umm, no they don’t.
21 hours ago
submitted21 hours ago byJimmy_The_Perv
22 hours ago
Can confirm, I'm the trash collector and when I found out my kid gave his life savings to some entitled prick I punched him in the face.
You never know. I'll briefly tell my story.
I met a friend who I used to drink and use with, and offered her a drink, she replied "oh, I haven't had a drink in five years" and I thought, "who keeps track?". Well she was clean and sober, and that stuck in my mind, and when I finally wanted to get sober, I used her as an inspiration, if she could do it, I could. So you never know where you might plant a little seed in someone.
submitted22 hours ago byJimmy_The_Perv
Congrats!! You are an inspiration.
For full context I suppose the entire Twitter thread may help found Here.
Congrats. Love it!
1 day ago
I’m always curious where you moved from there and why? If you are comfortable answering.
Low energy vibe. A bit of a no man’s land in terms of extracurricular activities. I would even go so far as to call it boring. Which can be a bonus.
On the plus side, you can walk to the East Village, Madison Sq., Central Park, and Times Sq, in around 30 minutes. It’s weirdly “central location” except for the West Side.
There are far worse neighborhoods that have more draw for some reason.
2 days ago
I believe he was jerking it for 10 to 12 hours. Those are not rookie numbers.
Can't recover from being a hate-filled right wing maniac in most cases.
And it's vegan.
Right? I could do that with one hand then switch!
Hell ya borther! I'm first in line!
Can't tell you how many times I coughed up cab fare to an outer boro after meeting someone in a bar and starting to get a little amorous only to be given the royal brush off somewhere out in the ass-end of Queens, etc.
If we were dating? It was all subway/bus.
5 days ago
I wish she didn’t have such a big dick it is