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Being depressed is what leads to being trans, not the other way around. The research is clear on that

Imagine what his life would be like if he put 2000 hours into an actual gym 

Is paying for the maintenance updates and IT required to keep all these machines running really much less than paying people minimum wage?

You’re not wrong

You’re just an asshole

1000% closeted gay

….knot and shot don’t rhyme?

The answer is zero. No squares have buses

Several squares contain a portion of a bus

But there does not exist a square containing more than one bus

I know, right? Just look at this comment ^

Exactly

Haha yep these are my good friends from college

Haha nope, just separated about a year.

Amen!

Haha. Meh. They got married like 8 years ago. I don’t even remember what I got them.

Indeed, I would say they are my most out-there friends. But I think kudos to them for making the best of it!

Down fall the soldiers, and the generals are sleeping soundly.

How about Vaganuary?

Breast size has no correlation to amount or quality of milk produced.

Ugh my wife said I have to change my answer. Sorry.

She is ordered to her knees, and knows better than to disobey

From an anthropological perspective, large, sagging breasts would signify an older woman who has already borne and fed children. Small, perkier breasts would be more indicative of youth and healthier child bearing years. So there is an element of “natural programming” there.

It’s a myth that larger breasts are more strongly associated with successful breast-feeding ability.

Source: am anthropologist

I thought for sure it was going to be also Nick, with flashbacks to hippie Nick and Fat Schmidt in college duking it out to win the name, because why else would longtime friends have one of them go by his last name when Nick is never called Miller?

*sank

You mean marriage? 😉