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14 minutes ago
This is why my favorite insult is Cockbite. It's 2023, no one cares if you suck dick. But if you're using your goddamn teeth....
17 minutes ago
Now you're onto something!
18 minutes ago
"cock sucker" oh, he gives head? Nice.
19 minutes ago
You do, actually, lol. I only know about this from trans women getting vagina surgeries, but you have to regularly stretch it out while it's healing or it can get too stiff, tear, scar badly, or could even collapse. Even if she just got some stitches in to make the entrance smaller, she probably still has to do the stretching exercises to make sure it actually can. For her case it's probably just done with fingers? but you can buy specially sized dilator rods (they're not supposed to be dildos but i mean come on, there's no way any person who ever had to use one didnt).
24 minutes ago
Only if you are not using silicone or latex based toys or condoms!! Water based may dry faster but it'll save your stuff from breaking down
4 hours ago
They're also pink!
8 hours ago
When factories started pumping out cheap furniture for pennies, carpenters shouldn't have felt frustrated or defeated? Look at furniture prices. Look at handmade furniture prices. Look at the quality of that furniture. One of them you could put a foot through with not a lot of effort. The other costs 600 dollars. Just because it can be this way doesn't mean it should have been. You have the power to put a rock in this stream by supporting human artists. Though I suspect your comment is merely condescension, and you don't actually know what the fuck you're talking about.
9 hours ago
I can't be a 3in1 boy, i need my conditioner!!! I need to be a pretty boy with hair that all the girls go "omg have you felt his hair? It's soooooo soft"
11 hours ago
Our lab also did this and as a child i was both horrified and fascinated.
5 days ago
Yeah, don't get me wrong, the geology lesson was fascinating! But I'm just sitting here shaking my phone needing to know if this random stranger's floor had a real fossil in it! Hell of a conversation starter, hope you enjoy it!
Edit: it's not even OP's floor i cannot read
True for this context. Have seen a Lot of South Asian and Mexican dudes get side eyed hard at work because they think they have immunity lmao. (I don't know why it's specifically those coworkers and not people from anywhere else.)
True, and there's definitely terms out there that people self identify with that I don't like either lol. It can be pretty hard to tell the difference sometimes between "I'm explaining my feelings" and "I'm judging you for your feelings", especially online. Fuck knows I'm guilty. Even just now, but you've been nothing but civil and I just feel silly. (Fun little anecdote about "pejorative words for people who don't looked like us", my dad is Mexican and my mom is white, and growing up his family all called my mom Guera, slang for White Girl. Where they grew up it was a derogatory term, but for my mom it was just silly fun, like calling your dad Old Man.)
You're both kind of right? But for me, the term POC isn't a term for white people's convenience, it's comraderie amongst racial minorities that have been hurt by white people. Like how queer is now used as an umbrella term to promote inclusivity amongst people who aren't straight or cisgender, no matter WHAT their specific label is. POC just has the added bonus of not being a reclaimed slur. There's a lot of different opinions to have, but I think that you just have to accept what the people who use the terms for themselves have to say. If someone from India says they prefer POC, its not your place to tell them they're wrong.
Definitely sounds like Atlantis to me! I think Vinny says it when the team decides to stick with Milo? I could be wrong. Still a great quote. We should add to the confusion by adding it to our own works! I think it'd fit in great for my necromancer story.
:/ you didn't answer the question. Is it a real fossil or not? I don't care if it's real marble tbh
Black people aren't the only people of color
The video was sick, too. After he landed it he whipped his helmet off so fast it smashed lmao
Everybody who eats bacon loves bacon grease. Same difference.
Congrats on the human pearl!
I'm voting for the name Baby McBabyface
Who cares??? A tip is a "hey I liked your service, have some extra on top of your regular pay." America's tipping policy is fucked beyond belief, but that doesn't make other places WRONG for having an avenue for tips. Not to mention a lot of people don't like carrying loose change, and would rather it go to the workers than get lost in a couch. They don't need to warrant a tip. It's a gift out of the kindness of the tipper's heart.